Meg, people have always found ways to get around without a car. ...

Peter: Meg, people have always found ways to get around without a car.
Look at Iceman.
Iceman's wife: Honey, where'd you go when you went out last night?
Iceman: Uh, just over to Tom's house. Played some poker,
had some brewskies, you know.
Iceman's wife: Really? Then would you mind explaining that?
(The camera turns to a trail of ice leading to a gay club)
Iceman: At least they know how to touch a man.


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Peter Griffin
Episode:
Family Guy Season 5 Episode 3: "Hell Comes to Quahog"
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Family Guy
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Family Guy Season 5 Episode 3 Quotes

Quagmire:(Quagmire is standing behind a woman that has a nice back) Hey, baby, how'd you like to share a pair of skates?
(Woman turns around and we see a woman who is overweight from the front)
Woman: Sure!
Quagmire: Never mind. Boy, you look a lot better from the back.
Woman: You jerk!
(Woman turns around giving Quagmire her back)
Quagmire: Oh, hey, baby, you want to go somewhere? No, no, no, no, no. Wait, wait, Quagmire, remember what's on the other side.

Peter: Okay Lois, you can open your eyes now!
Lois: (sees the tank) Boccie balls!

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