Moe, can we talk? Are you crazy? It's 500 degrees in here! Oh...

Homer: Moe, can we talk?
Moe: Are you crazy? It's 500 degrees in here! (Checks thermometer) Oh no wait, it's only 495. What's on your mind?


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Characters:
Homer Simpson, Moe Szyslak
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 18 Episode 19: "Crook and Ladder"
Show:
The Simpsons
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The Simpsons Season 18 Episode 19 Quotes

We're not thieves. We're scavengers. Like the beautiful vulture, or the heroic tapeworm, or America's sweetheart, the maggot.

Homer

Marge: I'm sorry, Maggie, but growing up means giving up the things you love.
Grampa: It's true. I had to give up everything but raisins, and the doctor says even those are killing me. Sweet, plump coffin nails they are.

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