Homer: My doctor said don't walk.
Marge: That was a traffic signal!


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You can never raise a hand to a child. Just stop cutting the crust off their sandwiches. They'll get the message.

Marge

We can handle the alcoholism, melted cheese in the microwave and, selling A's for cigarettes, but not laying a hand on a child.

Principal Skinner