Okay, Ted. I found a way for you to help someone, to do some goo...
Barney: Okay, Ted. I found a way for you to help someone, to do some good. This is Walter. Walter is homeless. And Walter would like a lap dance.
Ted: Are you joking?
Barney: I never joke about the sublime art of burlesque entertainment
- How I Met Your Mother
- How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 9: "Belly Full of Turkey"
- Ted Mosby, Barney Stinson
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- Eric Hochberger