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Lily: On Monday I'm going to have to tell my kindergarten class, who I tell not to run with scissors, how my fiancÃ© ran me through with a broadsword.
Marshall: Technically, it didn't go all the way through.
Lily: I'm sorry, were we having a discussion about the degree to which you stabbed me?