Selma, would you mind if I did something bold and shocking in fr...
Sideshow Bob: Selma, would you mind if I did something bold and shocking in front of your family?
Selma: All right, but no tongues.
Sideshow Bob: Although kissing you would be like kissing some divine ashtray, that's not what I had in mind. Selma, will you marry me?
Bart: Don't be a fool, Aunt Selma. That man is scum.
Selma: Then call me Mrs. Scum.
- The Simpsons
- The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 21: "Black Widower"
- Bart Simpson, Selma Bouvier, Sideshow Bob
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