Can my friend Cheese go with us on our honeymoon?

Tracy

Dot Com: You were a switch hitter?
Jack: Switch hitter, pitcher, catcher. Whatever the boys needed.

Don't do impressions of other racists.

Angie

I need to look good for my party and I refuse to wear anything my size or appropriate for my age.

Angie

Is this the restaurant I'm opening up with Dennis Rodman and Webster?

Angie

For the first time in six months we beat all the Music Choice channels except of course, Latin Beats.

Jack

Don't tell me I can't sing. What the fuck have you ever done? Who the fuck are the Beatles?

Angie

Liz Lemon is a Judas to all womankind.

Abby Flynn

First of all, Steve Carell owns 'that's what she said.' He owns it!

Liz
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