30 Rock

30 Rock Season 5 Quotes (Page 10)

Season 5 Episode 9: "Chain Reaction of Mental Anguish"

Jenna: Last night was a disaster...and not the good kind where I get to sing at a benefit.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jack: You're the only one bank rolling this? What about Brown and Folderson?
Tracy: That's what I call my wallet.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Hobo: Hey get a room! Whatever that is.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: Anyone I ever dated in high school turned out to be either gay or a girl dressed as a guy to get a journalism scholarship.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Kenneth: Also, in the background I heard lady giggles and the sound of a beautiful sunset.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Jack: I'm tired of talking this much to a woman I'm not having sex with.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: I believe that when you have a problem, you talk it over with your priest, or your tailor, or the mute elevator porter at your men's club. Then you take that problem and you crush it with your mind vice. But for lesser beings, like curly haired men and people who need glasses, therapy can help.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jenna: Marriage is like death. You still into a routine. You lose all the spark.
Liz: I don't know. I always thought the whole point of being with someone for a long time is to get to the comfortable routine part.
Jenna: No. Relationships are like sharks, Liz. If you're not left with several bite marks after intercourse, then something's wrong.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Jenna: And I will say yes when Paul proposes...that we make a sex tape and leak it on the internet.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tracy: What is Senor Mexico saying? Stop keeping me out the loop!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tracy: Hey! What was that sound? It was opportunity knocking.
Jack: No one knocked, you just barged in.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 5 Episode 8: "College"

Jack: That is actually MY thoughtful window staring place. Visitors can go over here.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: Don't worry about getting to your point. I am going to live forever.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: "I'm been a G.E. man for 30 years. And a G.E woman for one week of corporate espionage on Revlon."
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Kenneth: You know my uncle was a tinkerer... until the FBI shot him.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jenna: I'm the hot blonde...
Tracy: And I'm the nerd who takes off his glasses and everyone realizes he's handsome.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: Lemon that's the smartest thing you've ever said.
Liz: Really? What about three years ago when I said there should be more tv shows about cake?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: College wasn't that fun Jack. Sure, the first two weeks are nice.
 • Rating: Unrated

Liz: I always forget you used to be poor.
Jack: Thank you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tracy: Your boos are not scaring me. I know most of you are not ghosts.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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