30 Rock

30 Rock Season 5 Quotes (Page 8)

Season 5 Episode 12: "Operation Righteous Cowboy Lightning"

Kenneth: I can talk to animals. Well not talk to 'em. I can take commands from them.
 • Rating: Unrated

Frank: Toofer can get us through Black, gay, and nerd controlled neighborhoods.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tracy: Let's do it again from the top. I want to get it perfect, because perfection is my middle name. Unclaimed Perfection Baby Boy.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: Do you know what pays for your show Lemon?
Liz: Our product placement deal with Sullivan Psychiatric Clinic. Sullivan Psychiatric, you'll drool over our crazy prices.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kenneth: I hope I photograph okay, because when I look in a mirror there's just a white haze.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tracy: Every crazy a-lister owns an island; Nicolas Cage, Celine Dion, Charles Widmore. This is a whole new world in front of me, LL.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: It doesn't matter how long you live in New York, it's still fun to look up and pretend all the buildings are giant, severed, robot penises.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 5 Episode 11: "Mrs. Donaghy"

Jack: Jonathan I have asked you not to call me at home after 11...or before.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: You have all the makings of a reality superstar; hair, bully-ness, delusions of grandeur, an extremely short fuse, catch phrases...
Angie: It's my way 'til pay day.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tracy: I'm sorry I'm four hours late but my alarm clock didn't go off because it died in a c**k fight last night.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kenneth: Mr. Hornberger, do you and your wife ever fight?
Pete: Not all the time. After her hysterectomy, she was in a coma, briefly.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jack: This isn't my first rodeo Lemon.
Liz: Well I've been to a rodeo to. It was a cat rodeo, in a gay guy's apartment.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pete: You have to talk to Jack. I can't lose my dental. There's a hygienist their whose boob sometimes touches my ear.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dr. Spaceman: Any who, I have the results of your physical. Tracy, you are going to die.
Tracy: What? No!
Dr. Spaceman: You have no reflexes, your blood tastes like root beer, and some of your bones seem to have vanished.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dr. Spaceman: Tracy, you are going to die...
Tracy: What? No!
Dr. Spaceman: ...when I tell you who I'm dating.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: Who wears shoes at a beach?
Liz: Only Rocky and Apollo Creed during the training montage.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: Well, one of my New Year's resolutions was to say yes. Yes to love. Yes to life. Yes to staying in more!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Liz: The airline lost my luggage and the only place to buy anything on the island was at the tennis pro shop. Luckily I had the essentials in my carry-on; toiletries, closed toed shoes, and the State Department recommended mosquito head net.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 5 Episode 10: "Christmas Attack Zone"

Milton: Listen to me damn it, I'm a doctor.
Jack: Of history. In what emergency would you be necessary? If someone wanted to know whether the 60s were awesome or not?
Milton: They were!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jenna: It's about the party! I want to eat shrimp off an old gay dressed as baby new year.
 • Rating: Unrated

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