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I need to look good for my party and I refuse to wear anything my size or appropriate for my age.

Angie

Is this the restaurant I'm opening up with Dennis Rodman and Webster?

Angie

For the first time in six months we beat all the Music Choice channels except of course, Latin Beats.

Jack

Don't tell me I can't sing. What the fuck have you ever done? Who the fuck are the Beatles?

Angie

Liz Lemon is a Judas to all womankind.

Abby Flynn

First of all, Steve Carell owns 'that's what she said.' He owns it!

Liz

Who thinks that gesturing with one's thumbs is for poor people, and is going to be the next CEO of Kabletown? This guy!

Jack

When I first started working here, an 8-year-old Shirley Temple taught me how to roll a cigarette.

Kenneth

What most people don't know is that NBC is still a network.

Kenneth

Isn't that the guy who outbid no one for NBC?

Liz

I wanna roll my eyes right now, but the doctor said if I keep doing it my ocular muscles might spasm and eject my eyeballs.

Liz

Oh my god, where are my manners? Do you wanna try meth?

Asian Gang Member
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30 Rock Season 5 Quotes

I tracked him down to an address in Brooklyn. He's on LinkedIn, Lemon. He might as well be dead.

Jack

I don't get why people like brunch. What's the benefit of combining break dancing and lunch?

Tracy