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It was our highest rating since that episode of SVU when the detectives watched American Idol.

Jack

First of all, I look weird there because I'm snarting.

Liz

Five years ago I saved your show! I rode in here on a white horse that you made me leave in the lobby.

Tracy

Liz: Your online romance prank was not funny. I fell in love with you!
Tracy: You wore a yellow hat to that coffee shop.

Someone get a PA to feed me baby food or I will drop a d in the green room.

Jenna

Fantastic Jenna. You really brought the song-writing computer's words to life.

Jack

Two days ago when people thought of a mudslide they just thought of getting drunk at an Applebee's.

Robert DeNiro

Liz: I hope you didn't have plans tonight.
Tracy: No. I wasn't going to buy two blimps and crash them into each other to see what kind of sound they made.

I can talk to animals. Well not talk to 'em. I can take commands from them.

Kenneth

Toofer can get us through Black, gay, and nerd controlled neighborhoods.

Frank

Let's do it again from the top. I want to get it perfect, because perfection is my middle name. Unclaimed Perfection Baby Boy.

Tracy

Jack: Do you know what pays for your show Lemon?
Liz: Our product placement deal with Sullivan Psychiatric Clinic. Sullivan Psychiatric, you'll drool over our crazy prices.

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30 Rock Season 5 Quotes

Happy Holidays...is what terrorists say. Merry Christmas- Avery and Jack.

Avery

Ambition is the willingness to kill the things you love and eat them in order to stay alive. Haven't you ever read my throw pillow?

Jack