30 Rock Season 5 Quotes
It was our highest rating since that episode of SVU when the detectives watched American Idol.
Jack
First of all, I look weird there because I'm snarting.
Liz
Five years ago I saved your show! I rode in here on a white horse that you made me leave in the lobby.
Tracy
Liz: Your online romance prank was not funny. I fell in love with you!
Tracy: You wore a yellow hat to that coffee shop.
Someone get a PA to feed me baby food or I will drop a d in the green room.
Jenna
Fantastic Jenna. You really brought the song-writing computer's words to life.
Jack
Two days ago when people thought of a mudslide they just thought of getting drunk at an Applebee's.
Robert DeNiro
Liz: I hope you didn't have plans tonight.
Tracy: No. I wasn't going to buy two blimps and crash them into each other to see what kind of sound they made.
I can talk to animals. Well not talk to 'em. I can take commands from them.
Kenneth
Toofer can get us through Black, gay, and nerd controlled neighborhoods.
Frank
Let's do it again from the top. I want to get it perfect, because perfection is my middle name. Unclaimed Perfection Baby Boy.
Tracy
Jack: Do you know what pays for your show Lemon?
Liz: Our product placement deal with Sullivan Psychiatric Clinic. Sullivan Psychiatric, you'll drool over our crazy prices.
