30 Rock Season 5 Quotes
Dot Com: You had to sign your crime didn't you?
Grizz: You're the one who gave me those Monk DVDs.
I can see someone got to first base, which is what I consider sex with a stranger.Jack
My heart's pounding like I'm watching Oprah's farewell season.Liz
Yes, if you don't like it you can leave. This isn't Eric Roberts' teepee.Jenna
Lemon you just had a structural, analytic insight. Professor Widmer would've given you a good job spanking.Jack
I'm sorry is that another magazine about meetings?Liz
I didn't give up when Eric Roberts abandoned me in the desert and I won't now.Jenna
Liz: Why are you talking so fast?
Jenna: Because I'm upset. Also I've been taking these new Czechoslovakian organ slimming pills. They contain a little bit of meth, which is something my body needs anyway.
Watch this. I can fit Emily Dickinson's whole head in my mouthLiz
How many times does a woman meet Mr. Right? I've had three chances; Floyd, then Carol, and I was once in an elevator with Tom Brokaw, and I blew all three...opportunitiesLiz
You don't know the meaning of the word scared. And I know 'cause I've looked it up for you a dozen times.Kenneth
We Hornbergers are famous cowards. On D-Day, my grandfather wore a German uniform under his American one...just in case.Pete