Awkward

Awkward Season 1 Quotes

Season 1 Episode 12: "I Am Jenna Hamilton"

Tamara: If destiny was by choice I would have developed an ass instead of a mustache.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lacey: Don't panic! We can fix your head!
Jenna: But we can't fix my dress! You were right it's awful, happy?
Lacey: A little, but don't fret.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lacey: Jenna, you are the best part of me, because you're not me. You're better.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jenna: It was time to put my past where it belonged: in the past.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jenna: Is there something you want to tell me? Because I'm pretty sure Viera is of the Ellen variety.
Ming: Going with a girlfriend was the only way my parents would let me go so if I have to let her feel me up at the end of the night I'm down for the cause.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lacey: You're embarrassing Jenna.
Jenna: You're both embarrassing Jenna!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 11: "Fateful"

Lacey: Do you think this push-up bra is doing its job?
Jenna: Yes, but just give it the day off.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Jenna: Thankfully, my dad always had my back.
Kevin: Now, I'm not pushing anything, but if you guys decide to take things to the next level make sure your wrap up the sausage.
Jenna: Assumption was the mother of all screw-ups.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ming: We didn't become a billion strong by hanging out in the library.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Sadie: I can see you're busy Val I won't come back later.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Jenna: My stigma was alive and kicking me in the ass.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Tamara: What kind of monster would do something so Resident Evil?
Valerie: Sadie!
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Ming: Welcome to karma-geddon bitch.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jenna: What are you gonna do?
Tamara: Tell him to go f*** himself.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Jake: What color's your dress?
Jenna: Not peach.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 10: "No Doubt"

Jenna: Watching an emotional train wreck was awesome unless you're the one getting hit.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tamara: She is so jacked up on Jesus.
Jenna: I'm glad we're friends again.
Tamara: We're not.
Jenna: It was a friendship drive by.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lissa: And now everyone probably thinks I'm unstable.
Valerie: ...honey that probably has more to do with your twitchy eye than your outburst.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Matty: Hey home wrecker! Did I cross a line?
Jenna: No, the line is across my cheek.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tamara: What the hell is a sex touch?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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