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Awkward

If destiny was by choice I would have developed an ass instead of a mustache.

Tamara

Lacey: Don't panic! We can fix your head!
Jenna: But we can't fix my dress! You were right it's awful, happy?
Lacey: A little, but don't fret.

Jenna, you are the best part of me, because you're not me. You're better.

Lacey

Jenna: It was time to put my past where it belonged: in the past.

Jenna: Is there something you want to tell me? Because I'm pretty sure Viera is of the Ellen variety.
Ming: Going with a girlfriend was the only way my parents would let me go so if I have to let her feel me up at the end of the night I'm down for the cause.

Lacey: You're embarrassing Jenna.
Jenna: You're both embarrassing Jenna!

Lacey: Do you think this push-up bra is doing its job?
Jenna: Yes, but just give it the day off.

Jenna: Thankfully, my dad always had my back.
Kevin: Now, I'm not pushing anything, but if you guys decide to take things to the next level make sure your wrap up the sausage.
Jenna: Assumption was the mother of all screw-ups.

We didn't become a billion strong by hanging out in the library.

Ming

I can see you're busy Val I won't come back later.

Sadie

My stigma was alive and kicking me in the ass.

Jenna

Tamara: What kind of monster would do something so Resident Evil?
Valerie: Sadie!

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Awkward Season 1 Quotes

Hey! Stop! Don't touch me there that sir is my no no square.

Lissa

Jenna: This year would be my year. For once I wouldn't be overlooked not with Matty at my... backdoor!
Matty: Oh sorry, I slipped.

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