If destiny was by choice I would have developed an ass instead of a mustache.

Tamara

Lacey: Don't panic! We can fix your head!
Jenna: But we can't fix my dress! You were right it's awful, happy?
Lacey: A little, but don't fret.

Jenna, you are the best part of me, because you're not me. You're better.

Lacey

Jenna: It was time to put my past where it belonged: in the past.

Jenna: Is there something you want to tell me? Because I'm pretty sure Viera is of the Ellen variety.
Ming: Going with a girlfriend was the only way my parents would let me go so if I have to let her feel me up at the end of the night I'm down for the cause.

Lacey: You're embarrassing Jenna.
Jenna: You're both embarrassing Jenna!

Lacey: Do you think this push-up bra is doing its job?
Jenna: Yes, but just give it the day off.

Jenna: Thankfully, my dad always had my back.
Kevin: Now, I'm not pushing anything, but if you guys decide to take things to the next level make sure your wrap up the sausage.
Jenna: Assumption was the mother of all screw-ups.

We didn't become a billion strong by hanging out in the library.

Ming

I can see you're busy Val I won't come back later.

Sadie

My stigma was alive and kicking me in the ass.

Jenna

Tamara: What kind of monster would do something so Resident Evil?
Valerie: Sadie!

Awkward Season 1 Quotes

So you can sleep with me in private, but you can't talk to me in public? Figure out what you want Matty because I'm tired of being your secret.

Jenna

Jenna: This year would be my year. For once I wouldn't be overlooked not with Matty at my... backdoor!
Matty: Oh sorry, I slipped.