Awkward Season 1 Quotes
Welcome to karma-geddon bitch.
Ming
Jenna: What are you gonna do?
Tamara: Tell him to go f*** himself.
Jake: What color's your dress?
Jenna: Not peach.
Wanna see my penis?
Mason
Valerie: Happy Birthday, Jenna!
Jenna: Up until that moment, the rumors of my death wish had been greatly exaggerated.
Watching an emotional train wreck was awesome unless you're the one getting hit.
Jenna
Tamara: She is so jacked up on Jesus.
Jenna: I'm glad we're friends again.
Tamara: We're not.
Jenna: It was a friendship drive by.
Lissa: And now everyone probably thinks I'm unstable.
Valerie: ...honey that probably has more to do with your twitchy eye than your outburst.
Matty: Hey home wrecker! Did I cross a line?
Jenna: No, the line is across my cheek.
What the hell is a sex touch?
Tamara
He was a remedial speller and that was proof enough for me to exonerate him.
Jenna
Reseda? Where the f was Reseda?
Jenna
