Welcome to karma-geddon bitch.


Jenna: What are you gonna do?
Tamara: Tell him to go f*** himself.

Jake: What color's your dress?
Jenna: Not peach.

Wanna see my penis?


Valerie: Happy Birthday, Jenna!
Jenna: Up until that moment, the rumors of my death wish had been greatly exaggerated.

Watching an emotional train wreck was awesome unless you're the one getting hit.


Tamara: She is so jacked up on Jesus.
Jenna: I'm glad we're friends again.
Tamara: We're not.
Jenna: It was a friendship drive by.

Lissa: And now everyone probably thinks I'm unstable.
Valerie: ...honey that probably has more to do with your twitchy eye than your outburst.

Matty: Hey home wrecker! Did I cross a line?
Jenna: No, the line is across my cheek.

What the hell is a sex touch?


He was a remedial speller and that was proof enough for me to exonerate him.


Reseda? Where the f was Reseda?


Awkward Season 1 Quotes

So you can sleep with me in private, but you can't talk to me in public? Figure out what you want Matty because I'm tired of being your secret.


Jenna: This year would be my year. For once I wouldn't be overlooked not with Matty at my... backdoor!
Matty: Oh sorry, I slipped.