Welcome to karma-geddon bitch.

Ming

Jenna: What are you gonna do?
Tamara: Tell him to go f*** himself.

Jake: What color's your dress?
Jenna: Not peach.

Wanna see my penis?

Mason

Valerie: Happy Birthday, Jenna!
Jenna: Up until that moment, the rumors of my death wish had been greatly exaggerated.

Watching an emotional train wreck was awesome unless you're the one getting hit.

Jenna

Tamara: She is so jacked up on Jesus.
Jenna: I'm glad we're friends again.
Tamara: We're not.
Jenna: It was a friendship drive by.

Lissa: And now everyone probably thinks I'm unstable.
Valerie: ...honey that probably has more to do with your twitchy eye than your outburst.

Matty: Hey home wrecker! Did I cross a line?
Jenna: No, the line is across my cheek.

What the hell is a sex touch?

Tamara

He was a remedial speller and that was proof enough for me to exonerate him.

Jenna

Reseda? Where the f was Reseda?

Jenna

Awkward Season 1 Quotes

So you can sleep with me in private, but you can't talk to me in public? Figure out what you want Matty because I'm tired of being your secret.

Jenna

Jenna: This year would be my year. For once I wouldn't be overlooked not with Matty at my... backdoor!
Matty: Oh sorry, I slipped.