Awkward

Awkward Season 1 Quotes (Page 2)

Season 1 Episode 10: "No Doubt"

Jenna: He was a remedial speller and that was proof enough for me to exonerate him.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jenna: Reseda? Where the f was Reseda?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Matty: I felt up my grandparents' Special Ed neighbor when I was 11.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 9: "My Super Bittersweet Sixteen"

Mason: Wanna see my penis?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Valerie: Happy Birthday, Jenna!
Jenna: Up until that moment, the rumors of my death wish had been greatly exaggerated.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jenna: If my life had an escape button I would have checked out for the day. There was only one small problem...
Lacey: Make a wish!
Jenna: It was my God damn birthday.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kevin: Okay, remember to check your mirrors and don't let anything distract you, especially cyclists - spandex bastards think they own the road.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Jenna: There was nothing happy about it. It was just another crap day in two thousand suck.
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Jenna: I didn't give a s**t if I set off the alarms, it was a real emergency.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jenna: In case you're wondering I am calling from Hell.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lacey: Isn't it perfect?
Jenna: Yep. Perfect for entertaining clients as a highly paid escort.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jenna: As far as I was concerned 15 could suck it because 16, well, it was starting off pretty damn good.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 8: "The Adventures of Aunt Ally and the Lil' Bitch"

Jenna: For 15 years my Mother's form of parenting was to peer-ent. She was all about crossing inappropriate boundaries. So the fact that she was finally acting appropriate felt suspicious.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tamara: What the hell is going on with your Mom? Think she has cancer?
Jenna: Maybe.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jenna: This was coming from a woman who had simply referred to me as Little Bitch since the day I was born.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jenna: The only thing open about Ally were her legs.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tamara: Got any tips for me?
Ally: We don't have enough time.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jenna: Was it possible that my mother let a guy sleep in my bed? Don't question, of course it was.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tamara: He looked upset, boners don't make you upset.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jenna: No. Effing. Way.
 • Rating: Unrated

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