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Tamara: Got any tips for me?
Ally: We don't have enough time.

Was it possible that my mother let a guy sleep in my bed? Don't question, of course it was.

Jenna

He looked upset, boners don't make you upset.

Tamara

No. Effing. Way.

Jenna

My Mom's pretty easy, just apologize to her and mean it, then give her a compliment.

Jenna

I've already had one lethal misunderstanding this year I don't need another.

Jenna

Sadie: Oh look they picked the dead girl to play dead. Congrats Jenna, you've actually become a cliché of yourself.
Lissa: Cliché means stupid, right?

Valerie: Uh yeah, I've heard all about Tamara from Mr. Wilkerson apparently-
Jenna: -she's a performer!
Valerie: No, I don't think you understand, she played Tammy in Grease last year. There is no Tammy they just made up a character so they could kill her off in the first five minutes.

Take a sleeping pill and nap under my desk!

Valerie

All right you two lets just pop the cherry on this.

Valerie

So you can sleep with me in private, but you can't talk to me in public? Figure out what you want Matty because I'm tired of being your secret.

Jenna

Ohhh blood on the boobs!

Jenna
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Awkward Season 1 Quotes

Hey! Stop! Don't touch me there that sir is my no no square.

Lissa

Jenna: This year would be my year. For once I wouldn't be overlooked not with Matty at my... backdoor!
Matty: Oh sorry, I slipped.

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