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Awkward

There was nothing happy about it. It was just another crap day in two thousand suck.

Jenna

I didn't give a s**t if I set off the alarms, it was a real emergency.

Jenna

In case you're wondering I am calling from Hell.

Jenna

Lacey: Isn't it perfect?
Jenna: Yep. Perfect for entertaining clients as a highly paid escort.

As far as I was concerned 15 could suck it because 16, well, it was starting off pretty damn good.

Jenna

For 15 years my Mother's form of parenting was to peer-ent. She was all about crossing inappropriate boundaries. So the fact that she was finally acting appropriate felt suspicious.

Jenna

Tamara: What the hell is going on with your Mom? Think she has cancer?
Jenna: Maybe.

This was coming from a woman who had simply referred to me as Little Bitch since the day I was born.

Jenna

The only thing open about Ally were her legs.

Jenna
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