Dad, I missed you. How've you been?

Jules

Drums and guitar, you're so lucky.

Travis

Every house should have a jam room, don't you think?

Chick

I hate dressing up. Not for nothing, but I'm not doing it yall.

Jules

Chick: Ding a ling a ling...
Jules: That's my cue since I was four. I had to use both my hands.
Laurie: Awe how cute.

Jules: Ellie Torres, I'm fixing to get mad at you.
Ellie: Really, are you fixing?
Jules: Damn it.

(to Laurie about the pumpkin) Wow, it's like you on a Saturday night.

Ellie

I hate Halloween.

Jules

Titles Are Hard - Cougar Town.

Why? Why won't he love me.

Laurie

Ellie: I love pretending that I'm better than everybody else.
Travis: Who do you think I got it from.
Ellie: Awe.

Jules: Hey JJ. That's your girl name.
Travis: Of course.

Cougar Town Season 2 Quotes

Plus, I get to lean on my Gracieship.

Jules

Travis: I don't get it how is that a drinking game?
Jules: We drink while we do it.