Cougar Town Season 2 Quotes
Just remember. You can't hear the world laughing at you if you're laughing harder.Bobby
Never judge a book by its front parts.Laurie
Ellie: Hey bartender how could you miss a question about bartending?
Grayson: I don't know. You missed the one about blood draining parasites.
Ellie: It's not the same.
Grayson: It is the same.
It chews gum while it eats buffalo wings. How did it beat us?Ellie
Cool! Wizard versus Nerd!Grayson
Wrong Balls is trending on Twitter. It's above Bieber.Laurie
Dear Lord. You know I don't bother you unless it's important. Except for that time I asked you to speed up my bangs.Jules
The answer was Grandma Moses. You should have gotten that Ellie; weren't the two of you sorority sisters?Laurie
I heard she kicked your ass. Must sting to lose to Oldielocks.Laurie
I own the shush clap.Jules
Laurie: I went to a crap school in a crap neighborhood and reading really got me out.
Jules: It did?
Laurie: No, car modeling did. But it's really fun to say reading did.
Ellie: Way to self-compliment.
Jules: I thought I snuck it in there.