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Cougar-town

Ellie: Eat your chips, Jellybean.
Laurie: I don't wanna.
Ellie. Play with the bag.

When Smith dumped me. It literally took me months to get back to a place where I could sleep with random dudes to feel good about myself.

Laurie

One Soy Latte for Lady J. Love Explosion.

Jules

You know how hard it is to shower when you don't have a shower?

Jules

Ugh, captain's patch has still got a little sand in it from my sea shower.

Bobby

Ellie: You use four towels every shower
Jules: Face, body, hair, feet!

Laurie: Wait, why do we have to have coffee over here?
Jules: 'Cause wherever I am is where we have coffee.
Ellie: But this is horrible.

I'm gonna need a bigger boat.

Jules

Jules: I fought a bum for wine and lost.
Ellie: Didn't you mom teach you bums always win wine fights?

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