Cougar Town

Cougar Town Season 2 Quotes (Page 5)

Season 2 Episode 15: "Walls"

Ellie: I'm gonna say it. The clingy mom act? It's not cute anymore. In fact, it's ugly on you. Just like scarves.
Jules: I look bad in scarves?
Ellie: They give you bird face.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jules: I put cough syrup in his lemonade and he fell asleep in a hole.
Ellie: You know, out of context, that sounds like a horrible abduction story.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ellie: Imaginary hat!
Jules: Imaginary hook hands! I don't know what we're doing.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jules: Hey, Trav, did you happen to find any of Tom's business in those holes?
Travis: Lemme check. Nope.
Jules: Sorry Tom, none of your business over here.
 • Rating: Unrated

Andy: Sorry I couldn't hear you. The breasts she was pressing into my back were way too loud.
 • Rating: Unrated

Grayson: Suze Orman called with another investment tip. Bags...of...paint!
 • Rating: Unrated

Laurie: You have to spend money to make money, right?
Bobby: That's a popular saying, so I believe in it. It's like "Location, Location, Location." I don't know what the hell that means, but man I believe it to the core.
 • Rating: Unrated

Bobby: Man, my name has got a lot of B's in it.
Laurie: My name doesn't have any B's in it.
Bobby: Sorry I brought it up.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jules: Wipe off that silly moustache. You look like a really gay Freddie Mercury.
 • Rating: Unrated

Grayson: That's the dumbest idea Laurie has ever had, and that includes the Gayke Shop.
Laurie: Find me a gay who doesn't like cake!
 • Rating: Unrated

Jules: Name one thing I've done to Travis that is "meddlesome."
Bobby: Watched him sleep.
Ellie: You scared his girlfriend away.
Laurie: You want to live in his blood.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ellie: Jellybean! You just simultaneously uttered the dumbest and the smartest things you've ever said!
 • Rating: Unrated

Travis: Mom, people from Taiwan are really called Taiwanese.
Jules: Agree to disagree.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kirstin: Trav stop! You're embarrassing me.
Ellie: He can't stop. He was cooked in her baby oven.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jules: Are you two dummies out in the yard again playing human Whac-A-Mole?
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 14: "Cry to Me"

Jules: (to Grayson) I just want you to be a little different with me than with everyone else.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jules: Oh my. To see Grayson cry would be like seeing....a double-rainbow.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jules: See you soon. Stupid Circle of Anger.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Andy: Sometimes I see my ideas in Bobby's eyes.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jules: I love Valentine's day. I don't care if I get flowers or deer skin.
 • Rating: Unrated

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