Cougar Town

Cougar Town Season 2 Quotes (Page 8)

Season 2 Episode 9: "When The Time Comes"

Grayson: Jules. What I was going to say before you poisoned me is that I am so lucky to have found you.
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Jules: Ah! Big Carl! You can almost fix everything.
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Jules: (to Grayson) Hold my hand. It can still be romantic!
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Ellie: Thanksgiving is not a sexy holiday.
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Grayson: (to Jules) I'm happier with you than I've ever been in my life.
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Laurie: (to Ellie about Andy) I'm going to beat the optimism out of that man.
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Jules: What did he just say?
Laurie: Got me!
Ellie: Razzle dazzle.
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Andy: Everything goes my way. You know why? Because it will.
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Grayson: Jules.
Jules: I can't help it. It's like a sofa.
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Season 2 Episode 8: "Little Girl Blues"

Ellie: Imaginary hat.
Grayson: Imaginary clown nose.
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Bobby: You see Travis, being a man is living in constant fear of disappointing a woman.
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Jules: What did you tell her to do Chicken Fat?
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Trav: What's going on?
Ellie: You're Uncle Joe is dead, but you're allowed to start drinking.
Trav: Sounds like a plan.
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Laurie: You said you'd be mean, but that cut like a knife.
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Bobby: If you need me, Grayson's door is always open.
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Bobby: This is fun. I feel Japanese.
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Grayson: Tom can have my place in the gang.
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Ellie: Sweetie, you need big Joe?
Jules: He'll never leave.
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Jules: What are you doing to me?
Ellie: I'm winding you up like a toy robot and letting you go.
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Ellie: (to Laurie) You look like you put your make-up in the floor and roll around in it.
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