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Jules: The more the merrier. So we'll ask Tom to play.
Tom: Oh I'd love to!
Jules: Way to keep it weird, Tom.

Jules: Why me? Why do you want to torture me with your filthy stories?
Barb: You used to be one of us. Stalking young prey without mercy or shame.
Jules: When are people going to understand that's not me anymore. What do I have to do? Change my name.
Barb: You'll be back. The filth is strong in you.

Jules: Ellie, friend test.
Ellie: Fine, I'll come.
Bobby: Friend test?
Jules: Yeah. It's when you call your entire friendship into question and force them into doing something. I came up with it.
Trav: Sounds like you.

(to Ellie) It's daylight. Why aren't you over at my house yet.

Jules

Jules: I would like some of that fancy wine.
Ellie: Do it Wayne.
Jules: Oh no! I brought my own glass. It's big Carl. Fill em up.

(to Ellie) That's why I love you. Because you are so comfortable in your own skin.

Jules

(to Trav) If you're with the right gal, it's all about creating the moment.

Bobby

Bobby: It's raining Kirstens?
Grayson: My Kirstonas?

(to Ellie) Stop right there! Girlfriends don't talk about each other behind their backs. (Laughter breaks out)

Jules

Trav: Guys! Can I ask you a relationship question?
Jules: No one will ever love you as much as I do.

(to Jules) I'm feeling good about Jayson. It's Grayson and Jules. I combined our names like the way they do with celebrity couples.

Grayson

(to Jules) I've been scared to say this, but all those ways you're different from me. That's why I love you. I love you Jules.

Grayson
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Cougar Town Season 2 Quotes

Plus, I get to lean on my Gracieship.

Jules

Travis: I don't get it how is that a drinking game?
Jules: We drink while we do it.

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