CSI

CSI Season 12 Quotes (Page 3)

Season 12 Episode 16: "CSI Unplugged"

DB: I'll have Morgan call maintenance.
Hodges: She might dial the phone a little faster if you omit the part about me being in here.
DB: What, are you guys in high school?
 • Rating: Unrated

Finn: You know the rule, if we don't find this kid in 3hrs, he's dead
DB: If the lights don't come back on, we'll find the kid in the dark.
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Hodges: What part of "Hold the door" did you not understand?
Henry: I understood all of it.
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Season 12 Episode 15: "Stealing Home"

Finn: Cause of Death "Terminal Stupidity"
DB: Cause of Death "Karma". Guy steals house, house kills guy.
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Finn: Red shoes.
DB: I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.
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Hodges: Housezilla left quite a path of distruction.
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Greg: I heard worked with Finn in Seattle?
DB: Yeah, yeah, you heard right.
Greg: Rumors are that you fired her.
DB: Right again.
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Hodges: 528, that's the right address
Nick: As opposed to the other houses that were stolen last night?
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Sarah: Your saying when you went to work last night your wife was in the house and now they are both missing.
Dwayne: Yes, that is what I'm trying to tell you people!
Nick: Think someone was after the house or the wife?
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Season 12 Episode 14: "Seeing Red"

Russell: Hey! Nobody calls me Diebenkorn around here, it's DB!
Julie: Hmmm [smiles]
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Julie: I think Juan may have pulled the trigger, but I don't think he was the trigger.
Russell: It's a little Zen.
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Nick: Looks like a partial palm print. It kinda looks like what happen in Las Vegas, stay on Las Vegas.
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Julie: We need a safe word for when that Zen crap starts.
Russell: Pick one.
Julie: Ok, how about "Stop" - will that work?
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Julie: Think you're getting kind of forgetful. Must be all that "zen master - living in the moment stuff."
Russell: [smiles] Yeah.
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Russell: Wish me luck.
Henry: Where you going?
Russell: We need a blood-whisperer.
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Season 12 Episode 13: "Tressed to Kill"

Russell: What do you think two dead young women?
Brass: and your muse is a dead ringer.
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Russell: He's taking his time, savoring it.
Sarah: He's getting more confident.
Russell: Which means, he's getting harder to catch.
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Sheriff: I've got enough problems, this one - you need to solve. [walks out]
Brass: I think she was looking at you when she said that.
Russell: Yeah, right.
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Brass: Sick bastard took her eyes, why?
Russell: The hell with why, I want to know who.
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Russell: Bottom line, some creep took your hair, don't let him mess with your head.
 • Rating: Unrated

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