You got a good body man, why do you hide it under your robe?

Peter

• Permalink: You got a good body man, why do you hide it under your robe?
• Rating: Unrated

Aw, Quagmire got away with it and learned nothing -- that's great.

Peter

• Permalink: Aw, Quagmire got away with it and learned nothing -- that's great.
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You go home and tell your mother, she's supposed to be a parent, not a friend.

Peter

• Permalink: You go home and tell your mother, she's supposed to be a parent, not a friend.
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One day a rain will come and wash all the scum off the streets.

Joe

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There's nothing here, besides a weird life-sized doll made out of all the stuff that was stolen.

Peter

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• Rating: Unrated

Just last week I let you watch me complain after I ate too many hot wings.

Peter

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Your kid's got a walk in closet?! Two of mine gotta sleep in the car!

Cleveland

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Lois: I thought you said you'd take care of it!
Peter: I did. He slept with it, now he'll slowly grow to hate it for the next 20 years.

• Permalink: I did. He slept with it, now he'll slowly grow to hate it for the next 20 years.
• Rating: Unrated

Chris: Hey Heather I made your favorite cookies, now I want to hear about your day.
Peter: Hey Lois I heard Katherine Heigl likes to french kiss.
Lois: Oh my god, Chris treats that pile of junk better than Peter treats me!

• Permalink: Oh my god, Chris treats that pile of junk better than Peter treats me!
• Rating: Unrated

AHHHHH, my morning scream. AHHHHH! Heather's gone!

Chris

• Permalink: AHHHHH, my morning scream. AHHHHH! Heather's gone!
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Chris: What should I do dad??
Peter: I don't know -- where's that girlfriend of yours, she seems cool?

• Permalink: I don't know -- where's that girlfriend of yours, she seems cool?
• Rating: Unrated

Chris: It's made of skittles! You want to eat the baby together on the way home?
Lois: Yeah, I'd like that.

• Permalink: Yeah, I'd like that.
• Rating: Unrated