Lois: Oh I'm not doing anything special, just sitting here with the baby.
Stewie: Screw you too.

• Permalink: Screw you too.
• Rating: Unrated

This is serious Rupert, I'm losing him! I'm going to fix this relationship. We need a baby, and we need it now!

Stewie

• Permalink: This is serious Rupert, I'm losing him! I'm going to fix this relationship. We need a baby,...
• Rating: Unrated

We do not judge the machine, we do not judge Stewie.

Stewie

• Permalink: We do not judge the machine, we do not judge Stewie.
• Rating: Unrated

Stewie: We could even use my own crib!
Brian: You use your own crib!

• Permalink: You use your own crib!
• Rating: Unrated

You hit me! What kind of monster hits a pregnant toddler!

Stewie

• Permalink: You hit me! What kind of monster hits a pregnant toddler!
• Rating: Unrated

Stewie: What kind of feet can fit in these shoes?
Brian: Your feet!

• Permalink: Your feet!
• Rating: Unrated

Brian save the placenta! Save it, I want to eat it.

Stewie

• Permalink: Brian save the placenta! Save it, I want to it.
• Rating: Unrated

I caught two of them trying to eat each other, so that's something we need to watch out for.

Stewie

• Permalink: I caught two of them trying to eat each other, so that's something we need to watch out for.
• Rating: Unrated

Jeez, that word looks a lot harsher when it's in all caps.

Quagmire

• Permalink: Jeez, that word looks a lot harsher when it's in all caps.
• Rating: Unrated

Brian: This one's bones feel all loose.
Stewie: I think this one's blind.

• Permalink: I think this one's blind.
• Rating: Unrated

I feel like once I get them on a schedule, every thing will be fine!

Stewie

• Permalink: I feel like once I get them on a schedule, every thing will be fine!
• Rating: Unrated

Quagmire: Is your baby pregnant?
Peter: I dunno, Lois is in charge of the kids.

• Permalink: I dunno, Lois is in charge of the kids.
• Rating: Unrated