How bout I just take 'head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes.'

Stewie

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Wait, hold on Brian, everyone deserves a proper funeral. Why do you think we're saving that VCR box in the basement?

Stewie

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You shouldn't have to do porn to feel appreciated.

Lois

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No, I'm sorry. I thought this was a bank.

Peter

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Have you seen my copy of "Into the WIld?"

Peter

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Random Party-Goer: You want to go upstairs?
Meg: Sure!
Random Party-Goer: Good. Go.

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I don't want to go to jail, but I really want to take credit.

Quagmire

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Stewie: Which is hugging someone really hard with your legs.
Brian: Nope.
Stewie: Oh, well you'll tell me if I get it right?

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My misguided carnal instincts are the results of being raised by a sexual deviant.

Quagmire

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You know I'm carrying three handguns and the metal detectors picked up nothing?

Peter

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Don't think of it as 20 years -- think of it as two 10 year olds, you sick freak.

Peter

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Quagmire: Where do you get off?!
Stewie: Pretty much everywhere I hear. Fat man's right -- they're making this easy.

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