Love is a powerful compass.

Joe

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I'd be happy to get you an interview. And as a white woman, you'd be the minority here. Unless you're an alcoholic.

Cleveland

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Peter: Is that the one where they make his dress in little shorts and hats like the guy from AC/DC?
Brian: Yeah. Why does he wear that outfit?
Peter: 'Cuz he rocks!

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Grab that letter opener over there. I'm going to show you why you should never mail cash.

Cleveland

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Peter: Gretchen? Wow. You look great.
Gretchen: Yeah. I didn't have kids, so.

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I ate a dime once. It became a manhole cover for like three days, then pow!

Stewie

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Lois: Did you see that sweet new piece of ass, Dallas Portland?
Bonnie: Oh, I don't know. Why don't you ask my index and middle finger.

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When I set my mind to something, anything's possible.

Peter

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Neil: Well, Chris, looks like another day of nobody joining us for lunch.
Chris: Yeah, we never should have let that blind girl touch our faces.

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You know, this is great guys. Drinking and eating garbage. I'm glad we all took a mental health day.

Quagmire

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Amazing. One second of a stranger's voice on a phone, and you've got full Bollywood.

Stewie

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Lois (answers door): Huh, there's no one there. Must've been some kids knocking.
Joe: Down here, Lois.
Lois: Oh. For God's sake, Joe. Can't you put a "tall" flag on the back of your chair or something?
Joe: I apologize for the difficulty my paralysis causes you.

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