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Sir, I heard whimpering. Shall I fetch your crying tuxedo?
Butler
I'm glad we're staying together. Honestly, I don't know what I would do on my own. Like, I literally have no idea where food comes from. Is it that guy? Is he the food man?
Peter
Brian: Peter, what are you doing?
Peter: Playing Unga Bunga. It's the championship.
Stewie: Go away! This is why Zillow estimates our house at $4.
"I used to love Duff when I was younger, but I haven't even had it in like 13 years."
Peter
"I cut your name into my arm so I can always remember you."
Meg
"You bring home two bands of hippie murderers…"
Homer
"No one ever told me I mattered before."
Meg
"My dad gave me a gun to hide."
Meg
"Quagmire who? That's an excellent question."
Homer
"What if Bono had been too afraid to wear sunglasses…then nobody would know about Africa!"
Peter Griffin
"I tried the online dating thing but there's too much competition out there."
Brain
"For if I could not forgive, then I would be truly handicapped."
David Chicago
