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What! You can't just shove "Shaft" in the "Glory" hole!
Peter
What's the name? "Dick?" "Dick" would slide right into that "Glory" hole!
Brian
That's stupid! I want it.
Peter
Precious! Wants precious rope!
Peter
Alright, but I'll be back in a moment as another movie thing.
Peter
You didn't go to work today, did you?
Lois
Just let go of the rope, nobody has to get hurt Brian! Only one person has to get hurt Brian.
Peter
The stupidest thing I've ever done is turn the bubbles off in a hot tub.
Peter
My god! You look like one of those animals.
Stewie
Brian, we can try to help you feel a little less repulsive. But we're not spending human money on a deformed animal!
Lois
But now that you mention it, your face looks like a used condom.
Quagmire
Brian: Hey did I tell you about Kim in marketing?
Boss: You mean my wife Kim?
Brian: I'm gonna go sell that condo!