What! You can't just shove "Shaft" in the "Glory" hole!

Peter

What's the name? "Dick?" "Dick" would slide right into that "Glory" hole!

Brian

That's stupid! I want it.

Peter

Precious! Wants precious rope!

Peter

Alright, but I'll be back in a moment as another movie thing.

Peter

You didn't go to work today, did you?

Lois

Just let go of the rope, nobody has to get hurt Brian! Only one person has to get hurt Brian.

Peter

The stupidest thing I've ever done is turn the bubbles off in a hot tub.

Peter

My god! You look like one of those animals.

Stewie

Brian, we can try to help you feel a little less repulsive. But we're not spending human money on a deformed animal!

Lois

But now that you mention it, your face looks like a used condom.

Quagmire

Brian: Hey did I tell you about Kim in marketing?
Boss: You mean my wife Kim?
Brian: I'm gonna go sell that condo!

Family Guy Quotes

Aunt Margarite [on her video will]: Lois, you were always my favorite niece; I just knew you would find a wonderful man who would make all your dreams come true. But I was wrong.
Peter: And now you're dead. Score one for Peter

But now that you mention it, your face looks like a used condom.

Quagmire