Family Guy
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Cleveland: It's sad when planes 'splode.
Quagmire: What? Yeah I guess.
The ceiling is a pool! The ceiling is a pool! Quagmire you gotta get this!
Peter
Guys, I gotta leave. I got a nosebleed, and I don't work here.
Peter
Peter: Now Quagmire, when you introduce us to the ladies by the pool, I'm a millionaire, Joe's a war hero, and Quagmire's Magic Johnson.
Cleveland: I own a lot of theaters, I hope you don't know much else about me.
Never judge a book by it's cover, or a movie.
Peter
It's probably nothing, but there's a stain on the rug in the shape of a little kid.
Joe
Oh! There's a head in the freezer! Ooooh and sherbet!
Cleveland
Well, for the next 72 hours, I'm going to be harder to find than a nice cat.
Brian
Well, if anyone knows how to pull out it's Quagmire!
Stewie
You know, I have a lot of fun up here in my room.
Stewie
When you were poor, you were always a douche, but at least you came by it honestly. But now, screwing over the people that helped you! I don't know how you sleep at night!
Quagmire
Even though I know you never liked me, you still helped me when I really needed it. That says a lot about your character. I'm ashamed of myself, because I am none of the things you are. You're honest, and direct, and compassionate, aaaaand that's 72 hours! Enjoy your crap-hole dumbass!
Brian
