I know Meg, that's why I'm going to confuse you by calling it 'Erotica.'

Evan

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Oh yeah, every woman looks great in a sundress.

Brian

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What!? Why's there an animated one of me and you doing it on there?

Peter

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Lois: Is that what you really thoguht?
Peter: I did, I really did.

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Peter: It feels like just yesterday, she was born!
Doctor: You want to cut the cord?
Peter: Yeah, sure!
Doctoer: Okay that wasn't the cord, and now you've got a girl.

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Stewie: Hey Brian, show her your Boost mobil phone.
Brian: Stewie has AIDs.

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How bout I just take 'head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes.'

Stewie

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Wait, hold on Brian, everyone deserves a proper funeral. Why do you think we're saving that VCR box in the basement?

Stewie

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You shouldn't have to do porn to feel appreciated.

Lois

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No, I'm sorry. I thought this was a bank.

Peter

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Let's go take a ride in my open jeep. I took the doors off so it's extra terrifying.

Peter

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Have you seen my copy of "Into the WIld?"

Peter

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