Random Party-Goer: You want to go upstairs?
Meg: Sure!
Random Party-Goer: Good. Go.

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I don't want to go to jail, but I really want to take credit.

Quagmire

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Does this mean you're going to move to Europe to make movies?

Peter

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Stewie: Which is hugging someone really hard with your legs.
Brian: Nope.
Stewie: Oh, well you'll tell me if I get it right?

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Doctor: How do you feel?
Quagmire's Mom: Horny. Really horny. Could you put him back so I can push him out again?

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My misguided carnal instincts are the results of being raised by a sexual deviant.

Quagmire

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You know I'm carrying three handguns and the metal detectors picked up nothing?

Peter

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Don't think of it as 20 years -- think of it as two 10 year olds, you sick freak.

Peter

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Quagmire: Where do you get off?!
Stewie: Pretty much everywhere I hear. Fat man's right -- they're making this easy.

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Did you hear about your ex-husband yet? He's had a procedure.

Stewie

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You got a good body man, why do you hide it under your robe?

Peter

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Aw, Quagmire got away with it and learned nothing -- that's great.

Peter

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