Family Guy Quotes
Haha, Brian's stupid! I must alert the townsfolk!Chris
She hasn't read your book Bri - that's your main character.Stewie
That one's on the cover!Stewie
That's page one, she's quoting page one.Stewie
We now return to another Michael Jordan underwear commercial on a plane for some reason!Announcer
Did someone say "jewish!?"Neil
You're in high school sweetie, you should be more worried about your weight than your grades!Lois
Stewie: Here. I'll quiz you. Who said, "We have nothing to fear but fear itself"?
Chris: Scooby Doo
Stewie: It's nobody on Scooby-Doo
Brian: What's on his arms?
Stewie: Those are waterwings. He was terrified of the water.
Come on guys. We're getting Oklahoma, Wyoming, Arkansas, Missouri, Nebraska, Kansas, North Dakota, South Dakota and Louisiana. What are the chances all those states suck?Thomas Jefferson
Brian: Excuse me Mr. Hemingway. Can I have a beer with you?
Ernest Hemingway: Sure, I love life and all the people in it.
Brian: Thanks and, as a fellow writer, I'd love to talk to you about your craft God if only we can get rid of these damn arms and attach the pen directly to the heart.....
[Hemingway shoots himself]
Besides, saving this ship would mean, like, talking to 80 people and I'm not in the mood right now.Stewie