Family Guy Quotes
Aw, Quagmire got away with it and learned nothing -- that's great.Peter
You got a good body man, why do you hide it under your robe?Peter
Did you hear about your ex-husband yet? He's had a procedure.Stewie
Quagmire: Where do you get off?!
Stewie: Pretty much everywhere I hear. Fat man's right -- they're making this easy.
Don't think of it as 20 years -- think of it as two 10 year olds, you sick freak.Peter
You know I'm carrying three handguns and the metal detectors picked up nothing?Peter
My misguided carnal instincts are the results of being raised by a sexual deviant.Quagmire
Doctor: How do you feel?
Quagmire's Mom: Horny. Really horny. Could you put him back so I can push him out again?
Stewie: Which is hugging someone really hard with your legs.
Stewie: Oh, well you'll tell me if I get it right?
Does this mean you're going to move to Europe to make movies?Peter
I don't want to go to jail, but I really want to take credit.Quagmire
Random Party-Goer: You want to go upstairs?
Random Party-Goer: Good. Go.