Family Guy Quotes
Wait, hold on Brian, everyone deserves a proper funeral. Why do you think we're saving that VCR box in the basement?Stewie
How bout I just take 'head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes.'Stewie
Stewie: Hey Brian, show her your Boost mobil phone.
Brian: Stewie has AIDs.
Peter: It feels like just yesterday, she was born!
Doctor: You want to cut the cord?
Peter: Yeah, sure!
Doctoer: Okay that wasn't the cord, and now you've got a girl.
Lois: Is that what you really thoguht?
Peter: I did, I really did.
What!? Why's there an animated one of me and you doing it on there?Peter
Oh yeah, every woman looks great in a sundress.Brian
I know Meg, that's why I'm going to confuse you by calling it 'Erotica.'Evan
Stewie: Boy in a truck to young to drive
Choir: Sing what you see!
My name's Evan by the way.Evan
I'm gonna take a year off, hit the road, and live life to the fullest!Stewie
Lois, please send these back to the factory, I believe they're defective.Peter