Family Guy

Family Guy Quotes (Page 5)

Season 10 Episode 7: "Amish Guy"

Peter: "Wow! I had never believed in the Holocaust until now."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 10 Episode 6: "Thanksgiving"

Thief: "I have three very wide-eyed children to feed."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chris: "If you think I'm going to masturbate after this tonight...you're right!"
 • Rating: 4.2 / 5.0

Ida: "Oh my, maybe it's time for us girls to hit the powder room."
Lois: "You may hit the yard."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Meg: "Hey, when you get sexually abused in a coma, do you know it's happening and can't do anything about it, or do you just not know what's going on?"
Quagmire: "I also am curious about that."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Peter: "Hey Joe, what's your favorite preparation of a tomato? Is it "son died" tomato?"
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Bonnie: "This food is so f*cking good Lois."
Lois: "Oh ok...wow."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Peter: "Oh this looks fantastic. I can't wait to poop this out."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 10 Episode 5: "Back to the Pilot"

Lois: "Well, laundrium insertum!"
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 10 Episode 4: "Stewie Goes for a Drive"

Ryan Reynolds: Like my spirit could go up inside your energy.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 10 Episode 3: "Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q"

Peter: Eddie Izard would be very discreet.
Quagmire: Well, there's your answer.

 • Rating: Unrated

Joe: Oh my god, he must have hung himself during auto-erotic asphyxiation!
Peter: While watching clown porn!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lois:Oh my god, not that guy. Isn't he the one that beats her?
Peter: Yea, but she's gotten a LOT better.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 10 Episode 2: "Seahorse Seashell Party"

Stewie: Omg, everyone's already tweeting "Stewie Just Said That."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Brian: Lesbians and deaf women wear the same clothes.

 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 10 Episode 1: "Lottery Fever"

Stewie: You know I'm still young enough that you can drop me off at the fire station, no questions asked.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Peter: What do you mean I'm broke? What about all that money I sent to the Gayman Islands? They did what with it? No I don't want it back!
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Stewie: Yes, it's nice to eat in a sea of white faces, isn't it?
 • Rating: Unrated

Lois: Is it a blood diamond?
Peter: Only the bloodiest.
 • Rating: Unrated

Stewie: Yeah, I had a giant mobile put in the sky so I can sleep wherever I want.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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