Family Guy Quotes
My misguided carnal instincts are the results of being raised by a sexual deviant.Quagmire
Doctor: How do you feel?
Quagmire's Mom: Horny. Really horny. Could you put him back so I can push him out again?
Stewie: Which is hugging someone really hard with your legs.
Stewie: Oh, well you'll tell me if I get it right?
Does this mean you're going to move to Europe to make movies?Peter
I don't want to go to jail, but I really want to take credit.Quagmire
Random Party-Goer: You want to go upstairs?
Random Party-Goer: Good. Go.
Have you seen my copy of "Into the WIld?"Peter
Let's go take a ride in my open jeep. I took the doors off so it's extra terrifying.Peter
No, I'm sorry. I thought this was a bank.Peter
You shouldn't have to do porn to feel appreciated.Lois
Wait, hold on Brian, everyone deserves a proper funeral. Why do you think we're saving that VCR box in the basement?Stewie
How bout I just take 'head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes.'Stewie