Family Guy Quotes
Just last week I let you watch me complain after I ate too many hot wings.Peter
There's nothing here, besides a weird life-sized doll made out of all the stuff that was stolen.Peter
One day a rain will come and wash all the scum off the streets.Joe
You go home and tell your mother, she's supposed to be a parent, not a friend.Peter
Aw, Quagmire got away with it and learned nothing -- that's great.Peter
You got a good body man, why do you hide it under your robe?Peter
Did you hear about your ex-husband yet? He's had a procedure.Stewie
Quagmire: Where do you get off?!
Stewie: Pretty much everywhere I hear. Fat man's right -- they're making this easy.
Don't think of it as 20 years -- think of it as two 10 year olds, you sick freak.Peter
You know I'm carrying three handguns and the metal detectors picked up nothing?Peter
My misguided carnal instincts are the results of being raised by a sexual deviant.Quagmire
Doctor: How do you feel?
Quagmire's Mom: Horny. Really horny. Could you put him back so I can push him out again?