Family Guy Quotes
This is more pussy than even I can handle.Quagmire
You're dad doesn't wear this Dickie anymore? That's crazy. Why would anyone get rid of a perfectly good Dickie?Joe
You want the media to go away? Just mention black on black crime.Cleveland
I'm just saying. It's no surprise that justice isn't colorblind.Brian
I don't think it's lost on any of us that the laws are writte on white paper.Brian
Don't worry, Mr. Griffin. You're every bit as sympathetic as this chubby-cheeked coco angel.Peter's Lawyer
Joe: Public opinion has shifted, and the boys upstairs said they can no longer ignore it.
Peter: Who the hell are the boys upstairs?
Lois, I am an unelected vigilante and take my job very seriously.Peter
You don't have to win to have fun.Joe
See, we're all terrible people inside.Lois
Peter, face it. Without Quagmire, we're boring.Joe