Family Guy Quotes
He's my friend, I miss him.Peter
You go ahead, I have to make the waffle fries you scream-requested in the car.Brian
Brian: Permission to take fast tiny bites at my own tail, sir?
Peter: Go ahead.
Home-Ec just got out, and I'm gonna go lick all their bowls.Meg
It enhances my life to know how your life is going!Peter
How are we going to catch Abu Nasir!?Larry
Peter: Well, I am off to try and get out of this conversation!
Lois: Peter, what did you do?
Peter: He was slightly inconveniencing me and Joe, so we threatened to destroy his family.
Peter: No, you're not supposed to hit it into the water.
Lois: But you hit it into the water.
Peter: I know I hit it into the water.
Lois: But why do they have water if you're not supposed to hit it there.
Peter: Because it's fun! We're having fun!
Shhh! The green shirt went by again! If it goes around 30 times in 5 minutes, you get to have a diet coke!Lois
Peter: Alright, lets dope her up good -- get that mouth off her.
Cleveland: No Peter! The problem is you!
The new maid is peeing on me, and she didn't even say anything clever!Stewie
Whew, I was damn near out of tweed.Cleveland