Family Guy

Family Guy Season 2 Quotes (Page 10)

Season 2 Episode 1: "Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater"

Aunt Margarite [on her video will]: Lois, you were always my favorite niece; I just knew you would find a wonderful man who would make all your dreams come true. But I was wrong.
Peter: And now you're dead. Score one for Peter
 • Rating: Unrated

Coco: You simply must join us in a game of baccarat.
Peter: Right baccarat atcha!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chris: If I ever go back to Quahog, it'll be just so that I can poke poor people with a stick!
 • Rating: Unrated

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