Family Guy

Family Guy Season 4 Quotes (Page 13)

Season 4 Episode 1: "North by North Quahog"

Chris: I don't have to listen to you! You're a dog! You don't have a soul!
Brian: Ow
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Tom Tucker: And now over to Ollie Williams for the blackie punishment forecast, Ollie?
Ollie: HE GON' GET IT!
Tom Tucker: Thanks Ollie!
 • Rating: Unrated

Congressman: There is no just cause for an invasion of Iraq.
Peter: Well that may be, but what we're all forgetting is anyone that doesn't want to go to war is gay.
Congressman: I want to go to war.
Congressman 2: I want to go to war.
All of Congress: I want to go to war.
Dick Cheney: I was the first one who wanted to go to war
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Stewie: If I choose to make stool in my pants right now, you're the only one here to change me. What do you think of that, hmm?
Brian: I'm not going to change you.
Stewie: What?
Brian: I said, I'm not going to change you.
Stewie: You can't be serious. Well, what if I make a fudgie? Well, I just won't. I just won't that's all. I just won't. Blast! I just did
 • Rating: Unrated

Tricia Takanawa: Diane, I'm standing outside the Park Barrington Hotel because they don't allow Asians inside
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Meg: Brian! Chris picked his nose, and now he keeps touching me with finger!
Chris: What good is mining nose gold if I can't share it with the townspeople?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Tom Tucker: Coming up next: Handsome mustachioed man recaps news in pleasing baritone
 • Rating: Unrated

Tom: Can my wife, Stacy, get you anything?
Stacy: Go to hell Tom.
Tom: Already there hon
 • Rating: Unrated

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