Family Guy
Sundays 9:00 PM on FOXFamily Guy Season 9 Quotes
Brian: Wish it, Want it, Do it.
Stewie: Love it!
What? Writing's the only thing giving your alcoholism any credibility!
Stewie
Look at what they used to pack up boxes of your books! Shredded up pieces of your books!
Stewie
And thanks to Deidre I got some of my own milk to put on my cereal. What? I'm fun.
Peter
Coming up next? A boxing match where boxers are bleeding before the fight.
Tom Tucker
Her fists are so dangerous, she's not allowed to be a lesbian.
Brian
This is crazy! Is no one really making me flapjacks yet?
Peter
For every five seconds I do not have flapjacks, I shall break one window.
Peter
In your imagination, I've got long eyelashes.
Peter
Quagmire: What can I say? I really like watching her box.
Peter: That means two things.
No matter what you do the rest of your life, you'll always be garbage.
Lois
Peter: Man would you look at that? Two smoking hot repeatedly striking each other.
Quagmire: Yeah, it reminds me of Thanksgiving.
Peter: Why does it remind you of Thanksgiving?
Quagmire: 'Cause this is where I come for Thanksgiving.
