Family Guy

Family Guy Season 9 Quotes

Season 9 Episode 19: "Episode VI: It's a Trap"

Stewie: I don't understand why, if we're a galaxy far far away, we still have to change in Atlanta.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rush Limbaugh: Limbaugh Rule #1: No tax dodging Jedis in my pit!
Chris: Religion is tax exempt! Jedi's a religion!
 • Rating: Unrated

Chris: A sister! Who is it?
Herbert: Who do you think it is? Who's the only goddamn woman in the galaxy?
Chris: Leia...
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Peter: Hey, check it out! It's another chick! The only other chick in the galaxy!
Lois: I don't like her.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mort: Am I the only one with a gold star on their uniform?
Klaus: It's just for record-keeping. Ok let's go!
 • Rating: Unrated

Peter: Come by and apply for a Han job and I'll get you off and running! Other websites jerk you around and don't finish what they started but Han job will have you shooting for the stars!
 • Rating: Unrated

Tim: By the way, I think you're about to start your period. That's how I found you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Peter: Whoa, what the hell are these? Hamsters?
Quagmire: They're adorable!
 • Rating: Unrated

Peter: Who braided your hair? Did the Ewoks braid your hair? So they use spears with wooden tips but understand the finer points of cosmetology?
Lois: I know...it's not as good as Empire.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lois: I'm from Alderaan. It's kind of the Mississippi of the galaxy.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Stewie: Now listen. Since your mom's out of town and I've got you for the weekend, I was thinking it would be kinda fun if the Emperor and I turned you over to the dark side of the Force!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Stewie: Join us, Luke. Turn to the backside of the Force.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Stewie: Can we at least put together a press release that says I resigned of my own accord to pursue other evil projects?
 • Rating: Unrated

Carter: If you will not be turned, you will be destroyed.
Chris: Oh yea? You and what lightning hands?
 • Rating: Unrated

Peter: Hey Leia, you got a date to we-killed-thousands-of-people dance tonight?
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 9 Episode 18: "Foreign Affairs"

Frenchman 2: Bonnie, stay with me! I promise, it will take three years with this accent before you figure out I'm just a regular jerk.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bonnie: Well, it is tempting. Paris is such a perfect city.
Frenchman 2: Well, that is not entirely true. We have a lot of mime on mime violence.
 • Rating: Unrated

Bonnie: I invited you on this trip to hang out while I have sex with strangers and this is how you repay me?
 • Rating: Unrated

Frenchman: My intention is to void myself on you.
Bonnie: Ohh, I'd almost forgotten what it's like to be romanced.
Frenchman: My stool will sleep alone tonight.
 • Rating: Unrated

Bonnie: Lois, I already told you, I'm in Paris to have an affair. I'll even do a Muslim if I have to.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

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