I pay all the bills in this apartment, does that not give me one night off from talking about you and your problems?

Marnie

Marnie: She captured something really true about the uncertainty of being our age. I cried twice.
Hannah: Well are you getting your period?

Forget all the BBC you watch at home with your cats and come back with an appropriate outfit.

Ray

I support you, literally, do you know how much money you owe me at this point?

Marnie [to Hannah]

She did everything right, including getting her boyfriend to kill himself.

Hannah

I like her; she doesn't indulge the negativity.

Marnie

This is like the most SATC.

Shoshanna

Urine is sterile, a lot of people pee on wounds to make them sterile.

Adam

That isn't fun for me, being the uptight girl. I hate it.

Marnie

We've known each other for 6 years, you've known my name for 3.

Marnie [to Jessa]

You are a striking and classic beauty in the vein of Brooke Shields.

Jessa [to Marnie]

I walked into the bathroom the other day and he was sitting there and taking a shit and drinking milk at the same time.

Marnie [about Adam]

Girls Season 1 Quotes

I just want someone who wants to hang out all the time, thinks I'm the best person in the world, and wants to have sex with only me.

Hannah

She did everything right, including getting her boyfriend to kill himself.

Hannah