Girls

Girls Season 1 Quotes (Page 2)

Season 1 Episode 8: "Weirdos Need Girlfriends Too"

Marnie: That isn't fun for me, being the uptight girl. I hate it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Marnie [to Jessa]: We've known each other for 6 years, you've known my name for 3.
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Jessa [to Marnie]: You are a striking and classic beauty in the vein of Brooke Shields.
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Marnie [about Adam]: I walked into the bathroom the other day and he was sitting there and taking a s**t and drinking milk at the same time.
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Jessa: It feels like an epic f**kfest with a ghost.
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Adam: When I broke up with my girlfriend from college, so sad, I lost 30 lbs, I couldn't move or talk or get my d**k hard, but it also made me go hey who am I and what do I want?
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Adam: Could you fly?
Hannah: No I couldn't fly, but I didn't have ears that big.
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Season 1 Episode 7: "Welcome to the Bushwick a.k.a. the Crackcident"

Ray: I'm not a f**king JAP daycare, absolutely not.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Hannah: Okay that's Adam
Jessa: He does sort of look like the original man.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Marnie [to Charlie]: All I ever wanted for you was to find satisfaction outside of our relationship.
 • Rating: Unrated

Hannah: Last time I got drunk I ate all this brie and threw up on my cell phone.
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Hannah [about Adam]: I've never seen him outside his house. I've never seen him with a shirt on!
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Shoshanna: I could massage your groin in a non-sexual way.
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Jessa: I'll be your crack spirit guide.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Marnie: Enjoy going through life as yourself.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Adam [to Hannah]: You don't wanna know me.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 6: "The Return"

Hannah: Why is everyone struggling in New York? Why don't we all just move here and start the revolution?
 • Rating: Unrated

Hannah's mom: I cut her off so she'd have something to write about!
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Hannah: You are from New York, therefore you are just naturally interesting.
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Hannah: I have been dating someone who treats my heart like it's monkey meat. I feel like a delusional, invisible person half the time so I need to learn what it's like to be treated well before it's too late for me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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