I pay all the bills in this apartment, does that not give me one night off from talking about you and your problems?

Marnie

Marnie: She captured something really true about the uncertainty of being our age. I cried twice.
Hannah: Well are you getting your period?

Forget all the BBC you watch at home with your cats and come back with an appropriate outfit.

Ray

I support you, literally, do you know how much money you owe me at this point?

Marnie [to Hannah]

She did everything right, including getting her boyfriend to kill himself.

Hannah

I like her; she doesn't indulge the negativity.

Marnie

This is like the most SATC.

Shoshanna

Urine is sterile, a lot of people pee on wounds to make them sterile.

Adam

That isn't fun for me, being the uptight girl. I hate it.

Marnie

We've known each other for 6 years, you've known my name for 3.

Marnie [to Jessa]

You are a striking and classic beauty in the vein of Brooke Shields.

Jessa [to Marnie]

I walked into the bathroom the other day and he was sitting there and taking a shit and drinking milk at the same time.

Marnie [about Adam]

Girls Season 1 Quotes

Ok I think I got everything, testicles, spectacles, wallet, and watch.

Hannah

Jessa: It's pot, do you want some?
Shoshanna: Oh no, I'm hyper enough already.