It feels like an epic fuckfest with a ghost.

Jessa

When I broke up with my girlfriend from college, so sad, I lost 30 lbs, I couldn't move or talk or get my dick hard, but it also made me go hey who am I and what do I want?

Adam

Adam: Could you fly?
Hannah: No I couldn't fly, but I didn't have ears that big.

I'm not a fucking JAP daycare, absolutely not.

Ray

Hannah: Okay that's Adam
Jessa: He does sort of look like the original man.

All I ever wanted for you was to find satisfaction outside of our relationship.

Marnie [to Charlie]

Last time I got drunk I ate all this brie and threw up on my cell phone.

Hannah

I've never seen him outside his house. I've never seen him with a shirt on!

Hannah [about Adam]

I could massage your groin in a non-sexual way.

Shoshanna

I'll be your crack spirit guide.

Jessa

Enjoy going through life as yourself.

Marnie

You don't wanna know me.

Adam [to Hannah]

Girls Season 1 Quotes

I just want someone who wants to hang out all the time, thinks I'm the best person in the world, and wants to have sex with only me.

Hannah

She did everything right, including getting her boyfriend to kill himself.

Hannah