Girls

Girls Season 1 Quotes (Page 3)

Season 1 Episode 6: "The Return"

Marnie: Be nice to your parents, okay?
 • Rating: Unrated

Hannah: I didn't lose my job, I gave it away.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 5: "Hard Being Easy"

Adam: You might just need to face up to the fact that you're just not meant for a job in the traditional sense.
 • Rating: Unrated

Adam: Sometimes you say s**t that sounds made up.
 • Rating: Unrated

Hannah: I'm letting you know that it is okay to act on this fantasy because I am gross and so are you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Marnie: What are you like in love with him?
Ray: More than you are!
 • Rating: Unrated

Ray: I don't like it when you assf**ked my best friend in the heart.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jessa: Guys like that will try anything once, even love.
 • Rating: Unrated

Hannah: Hey Marnie, if you had read the essay and it wasn't about you, do you think would've liked it?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Hannah: I think journal implies a 13 year old girl who rides horses, and is obsessed with her mom and it's not what I'm doing.
 • Rating: Unrated

Hannah: Okay I don't wanna split hairs here, but it's not a journal, it's a notebook. It's notes for a book.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 4: "Hannah's Diary"

Hannah: I just want someone who wants to hang out all the time, thinks I'm the best person in the world, and wants to have sex with only me.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Shoshanna: I'm like the least virginy virgin ever.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Shoshanna: I don't wanna touch it if we haven't kissed.
 • Rating: Unrated

Terry's friend [about Jessa]: Who cares if she's present. She has a face like Brigitte Bardot and an ass like Rihanna!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Jessa: You know what the weirdest part about having a job is? You have to be there everyday, even on the days you don't feel like it.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Hannah: It's probably like his asshole wearing a friendship bracelet.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Charlie: That's a semi hard d**k with the squirrel skin wrapped around it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jessa [to Marnie]: Would you be dead before you learned to recognize a recently f**ked person?
 • Rating: Unrated

Hannah: I can't take a serious naked picture of myself. That's just not who I am.
 • Rating: Unrated

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