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Glee

Lord Tubbington is allowed to eat cheese because he's on Atkins.

Brittany

Artie: Am I about to lose my virginity?
Brittany: Before our deut, we're gonna do it.

Santana: AHH! (Dirt being thrown on her and Brittany)
Brittany: I don't even remember putting that in there!

Kurt Hummel's back at McKinley!

Kurt

I do love you. Clearly you don't love you, as much as I do, otherwise you'd put that shirt on and dance with me.

Brittany

Because you're Lebanese and I'm bi-curious?

Brittany

Quinn: I respect you. I had to get a nose job and go on a crazy diet to walk around this school like I own it and you just do it.
Lauren: I have to admit. I have considered going blonde.

Rachel: Is she here?
Kurt: This is a mall in Ohio!

(Formerly known asLucy Caboosey) I was the only kid at school who dissected their own frog because no one would be my lab partner.

Quinn
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