Glee

Glee Season 2 Quotes (Page 10)

Season 2 Episode 14: "Blame It on the Alcohol"

Kurt: Bisexual is a term that gay guys in high school use when they wanna hold hands with girls and feel normal.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Beiste: You ain't lived until you seen me in a cowboy hat!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Will: I used to drink a lot when I was their age, mostly to deal with Terri.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rachel [to Blaine]: Your face tastes awesome.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rachel: Blaine Warbler, I'm gonna rock your world.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rachel: Brittany, remember the rules: no sitting on anything!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Finn: Kurt's been blackmailing me every since he saw m browser history.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rachel: I've never even had a drink.
Finn: Seriously? No wonder I never got past second base.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Finn: It's not emotional or good or...
Rachel: It sucks.
Finn: Yeah.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Sue: Not to be alarmed, doctors say he will be fine, provided he can get the swelling in his brain under control.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: I suggest you pre-actively check into rehab, as you are a future alcoholic.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Emma: I love hearing about the glee club, but I'm actually more interested in you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 13: "Comeback"

Brittany: Rachel, im gonna give you some tough love right now. You're not a trendsetter. When people look at you, the dont see what you're wearing, the see a cat getting its temperature taken, and then they hear it screaming.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Santana: [to Sam] Despite the fact that your mouth to face ratio is way off, you still somehow manage to be cute.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Santana [to Sam]: I wants on them froggy lips, and I want on them NOW.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rachel: As our team leader and arbiter of all that is good, I must say: I don't think that song is good enough for regionals.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Santana [to Sam]: I'm giving you full visitation rights to the twins that reside on my rib cage.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sam: That's my James Earl Jones impression.
Santana: That is offensive. He shot Martin Luther King.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lauren: If I was a country, my flag would be a big fist giving the rest of the world the finger.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Santana: I look hot and smart. I feel like Michelle Obama.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Are we missing your favorite "Glee" quote? Submit it here and get points for adding quotes!