Will: What's everyone's favorite song?
Brittany: "My Headband."

Hello, Tweedle Stupid, Tweedle Fake Boobs.

Sue [to Brittany and Santana]

Kurt: I just really wanted to win.
Blaine: You did win. So did I. That beats a lousy trophy, don't you think?

I Twittered that Obama was a terrorist... I had to, it's a fact.

Regionals Judge

I didn't sleep with that drummer. The drummer I slept with was from Jimmy Eat World.


If you keep looking for that happy ending, you are never gonna get it right.


Rachel: He chose me over you.
Quinn: And how long did that last for?
Rachel: Why are you being so mean?

Blaine: We should practice.
Kurt: I thought we were.

You blew me off to be with Stubbles McCripplePants.


You took away my Cheerios. Continue this the opening salvo of World War Sue.


Prom queens live, on average, five years longer than regular people. Probably because they smile all the time.


How damaged does a guy have to be to be into some as annoying as Rachel?


Glee Season 2 Quotes

Sue: We've lost the true meaning of Halloween: fear.

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