Glee

Glee Season 2 Quotes (Page 8)

Season 2 Episode 15: "Sexy"

Holly: So just remember whenever you have sex with someone, you’re having sex with everyone they’ve ever had sex with. And everybody’s got a random
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Quinn: I made a mistake with Puck. You should have been my first.
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Brittany: The key is to use your curling iron in the bathtub to keep you from being burnt.
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Puck: I like wooing you, Lauren. Next to dropping my afternoon deuce, it's my second favorite part of my day.
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Puck: Once on a dare, I swallowed a thumbtack. And I'm about 90% sure it's still there.
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Holly: My lips are sealed. Just like your legs... see, a real doctor would never have said that.
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Emma: We watch the Housewives shows, which are racy. So, so racy.
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Burt: Don't throw yourself around like you don't matter. Because you matter, Kurt.
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Emma: A nooner is when you sneak out for desert in the middle of the day... right?
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Emma: Not one member of this club has had an unwanted pregnancy in a year.
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Santana: I made out with a mannequin. I even had a sex dream about a shrub that was in the shape of a person.
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Holly: My sex tape with JD Saligner was a disaster.
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Santana: Breakfast makes you confused.
Brittany: Sometimes it's sweet, sometime it's salty. What if I have eggs for dinner? What is that?
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Brittany: I really like when we make out and stuff.
Santana: Which isn't cheating because?
Brittany: The plumbing's different.
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Kurt: Those weren't weird faces. Those were my sexy faces.
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Lauren: Puckerman, it's your lucky day.
Puck: You're finally gonna let me motorboat those twins?
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Sue: Picking up some coffee. I like my enemas piping hot.
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Brittany: I get my information from Woody Woodpecker cartoons.
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Holly: Sex. It's just like hugging. Only wetter.
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Will: Right now, I'm the president of the Celibacy Club.
Holly: That's a waste of some fine man butt.
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