Glee

Glee Season 2 Quotes (Page 13)

Season 2 Episode 11: "The Sue Sylvester Bowl Shuffle"

Sue: And as you ponder your decision, I ask that you remember that that cannon has 2 little baby twin cannons, and one more on the way, and if you refuse to sign this, well, those little baby cannons might just go hungry.
Brittany: Baby cannons...
Sue: And the mama cannon has fibromyalgia so she can't work.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Puck: Are you ready for this?
Rachel: LETS KICK SOME ASS!!!!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Santana: Screw her. She put me on the bottom of the pyramid.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Katie Couric: You beat out the following losers: the economy, Mel Gibson, Dina Lohan... and Sparky Lohan, who is Dina Lohan's dog and, apparently, also a loser. How do you deal with that?
Sue: I've been drinking a lot of bleach.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Puck: You're so afraid of being called geeks or losers or gay that you settle for being nothing.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: No time for a fourtime, ladies. The bus leaves in five.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Brittany: I'm gonna die.
Santana: I'll be worth it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: You don't go in that canon and this routine will be all boom, boom and no pow. And that, Brittany, is so 2008 and... late.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Will: Rachel have you ever seen a tackle football game? When they tackle, it hurts.
Artie: And not in a good, Mellencamp kind of way.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kurt: Blaine and I love football. Well, Blaine loves football. I love scarves.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kurt: I bring Finn a glass of warm milk every night, just in the hopes we may have a little lady chat.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Santana: I'm torn.
Brittany: I'm not. I'm Brittany.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Brittany: The glee club together with the football team, it's like a double rainbow. A zombie double rainbow.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Sue: Brittany, here's a note for you. Hand-written and in crayon. From the human canon, saying how much it misses you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: This level of risk and danger makes me feel alive again.
Figgins: But the risk and danger isn't to you.
Sue: That's the best part.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Finn: We used to be best friends.
Puck: Before I got your girlfriend pregnant and made out with your other girlfriend.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Brittany: I don't wanna die yet. At least not until One Tree Hill get canceled.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Rachel: As offended as I am by their presence here, I won't let anything get in the way of a performance.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Will: Do you trust me?
Beiste: You're not gonna try and kiss me again, are you?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: I try to make a habit of not touching carnie folk. But, fella, I'll take it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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