Sometimes I don't feel like we're The Warblers. I feel like we're Blaine and the Pips.


It's not about who you are attracted to ultimately, it's about who you fall in love with.


I made a mistake with Puck. You should have been my first.


The key is to use your curling iron in the bathtub to keep you from being burnt.


I like wooing you, Lauren. Next to dropping my afternoon deuce, it's my second favorite part of my day.


Once on a dare, I swallowed a thumbtack. And I'm about 90% sure it's still there.


My lips are sealed. Just like your legs... see, a real doctor would never have said that.


We watch the Housewives shows, which are racy. So, so racy.


Don't throw yourself around like you don't matter. Because you matter, Kurt.


A nooner is when you sneak out for desert in the middle of the day... right?


Not one member of this club has had an unwanted pregnancy in a year.


I made out with a mannequin. I even had a sex dream about a shrub that was in the shape of a person.


Glee Season 2 Quotes

Sue: We've lost the true meaning of Halloween: fear.

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When I showed this to Brittany, she whimpered and thought I cut down a small tree where a family of gummy people lived.

Sue [on a piece of broccoli]