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Glee

Tomorrow we're going to do Catherine the Great and her pet stallion friend so come early!

Holly

I had giant hands so a lot of people thought I was a hermaphrodite but that wasn't true. Other people said that I was a Nazi sympathizer, that was true.

Holly

At what age are you allowed to look back on your life with nothing but regret?

Emma

You're always singing about R.E.S.P.E.C.T. but respect isn't something you can ask for, you have to demand it.

Lauren

Sandy how do you manage to enter a building without setting off all of the fire alarms?

Sue

You're hunky and I'm what they call predatory gay.

Sandy

Brittany was the only person we could find on short notice. We bribed her with Dots.

Artie

Classroom to classroom, door to door, we pushed this stuff like crack and so will we.

Will

It looks like a Jewish cloud. *petting Jacob Ben-Israel's hair*

Brittany
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