Glee

Glee Season 2 Quotes (Page 14)

Season 2 Episode 11: "The Sue Sylvester Bowl Shuffle"

Karofsy: Getting all hot and bothered about singing a Ke$ha song. It's weird.
Puck: Maybe it won't so weird when I go Tik Tok on your face.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Finn: Funny, Karofsy, how you call everyone gay all the time. But you never seem to have a girlfriend.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: Brittany, please remind me how I single-handedly put cheerleading on the map.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 10: "A Very Glee Christmas"

Will: I thought you hated the holidays.
Sue: No, I just hate you.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Sue: I thought you might wanna put all of out of our misery and shave off that Chia Pet.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Will: How did you get in here?
Sue: I had a key made ages ago.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Sue: For me, the real joy of Christmas was breaking the collective heart of the glee club.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Beiste: She put being husky to good use.
Brittany: Was her name Ricki Lake?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Finn: Can't you see how screwed up I am about this? I've had two girlfriends and both have cheated on me.
 • Rating: 3.4 / 5.0

Will: You know what you are, Sue? You're a Grinch.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Sue [to Will, Emma and Beiste]: William, Elmo, you. Get the hell out of my office.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: You're a regular Agatha Christie. Except even more sexless.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: I'm everybody's Secret Santa. Yeah, you can just drop those anywhere.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Sue [to Beiste]: You're not the only person at this school that consumes protein powder by the tubful.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kurt: Just a friend. But on the upside, I'm in love with him and he's actually guy. So we'll call that progress.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Rachel: Whether it's a heart attack or heartbreak, just like Broadway, the show must go on.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Rachel: I'm very specific when I give a gift. You don't know how many kittens I gave away because they just weren't right.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tina: When does Asian Santa arrive?
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Mike: I want Channing Tatum to stop being in stuff.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lauren: I would like Puckerman to love me. He's a fox. I would also like sweet potato fries.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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