Glee

Glee Season 2 Quotes (Page 16)

Season 2 Episode 9: "Special Education"

Emma: Aren't there great songs about betrayal or something? I'm pretty sure there are some Eagles songs.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Quinn [to Rachel]: You used to be just sort of unlikeable, but now I feel like punching you every time you open your mouth.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Emma: You're a constellation of stars. I just hate to think you might be ignoring some of them because they don't burn quite as bright.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 8: "Furt"

Sue: This room feels weird. I can't shake the feeling that I'm inhaling a lot dead skin.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Sue [to her mother]: You're welcome to sing The Sound of Silence in your hotel room. Right now.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: By the power invested in me by a website, I hereby pronounce you Sue and Sue. You may kiss yourself.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Doris: I'll bet people say you look man-ish, but I think it's perfectly alright for a woman to be handsome.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Santana: I'm dating Puck.
Quinn: You're getting naked with Puck.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Brittany [on Artie]: When you guys fooled around, did he ever just lie there?
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Sue: I can't suspend someone for shoving you into a locker. He'll just say he tripped and accidentally pushed you. I use that excuse all the time.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: I will expel him faster than a Thai takeout place can read back a delivery order.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kurt: When you call me "lady," that's bullying and it's really hurtful.
Sue: I'm sorry. I genuinely thought that was your name.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Kurt: My Power Rangers got married and divorced in so many combinations, they were like Fleetwood Mac.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Finn: Are you sure we should free 300 live doves indoors? Won't that get messy?
Kurt: That's why we feed them glitter.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Sam [to Quinn]: These galactic moguls aren't the stars of McKinley. We are. At least I want us to be.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ron: Sue, you can't tame the tiger. You've read my tattoos.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Sue: I just prefer to think of the homleess as outdoorsy. So shine on urban campers!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Burt: We're gonna go to the hotel where they put up the guest stars on Lost.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Carol: We wanted the two of you to be the first to know.
Burt: Yeah, after the kids in that home room.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 7: "The Substitute"

Holly: Mary Todd Lincoln in the house! My husband was probably gay and I'm bipolar which makes me yell about things like "That teacup is spreading lies about me" or "This can't be my baby, because i don't love it."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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