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Glee

Quinn: There's a fair amount of the pot calling the kettle black now.
Brittany: That's so racist.

Being thrown up on, it just does something to a person.

Rachel

Why don't you down a 4 Loco, Count Boozy Von Drunk a Ton?

Santana

I rode a bull and was thinking of you.

Will [voicemail, to Emma]

My nose is still filled with the acrid stench of teen vomit.

Sue

And now, performing the hit song Tik and also Tok, by rapper Ke and dollar sign ha, New Directions.

Figgins

Ke$ha has been a culture icon for weeks.

Brittany

It's kinda like nursing a POW back to health so he's at his strongest when you torture him.

Sue

Rachel: Blaine and I have a lot in common.
Kurt: A sentiment expressed by many a hag by many dating a gay.

I'd say "bye," but I wouldn't wanna make you angry.

Blaine

Bisexual is a term that gay guys in high school use when they wanna hold hands with girls and feel normal.

Kurt

You ain't lived until you seen me in a cowboy hat!

Beiste
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Glee Season 2 Quotes

Celibacy, ladies! Dig it.

Emma

Burt: I looked liked Tony Orlando.
Blaine: Was that a designer?

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