Glee

Glee Season 2 Quotes (Page 17)

Season 2 Episode 7: "The Substitute"

Rachel: Now class I want you to all go around and discuss what songs they like to hear me perform at sectionals.
Santana: You know what!!! *starts yelling*
Rachel: *Screams*
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue [to Will]: I suggest selling yourself on Craigslist under the heading of 'Men seeking Men with butt chins.'
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

Sue: You make the underflaps of my breasts burn, like when I used to rub them with poison sumac.
 • Rating: 3.8 / 5.0

Will: When I'm sick there's only one thing that makes me feel good.
Artie: Gin and juice...
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Holly: Practice your bipolar rants. See, history can be fun!
 • Rating: 2.5 / 5.0

Brittany: Mr. Schu taught me the second half of the alphabet. I stopped after M and N. I thought they sounded too similar and got frustrated.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Holly: I'm Holly Holliday.
Terri: Are you a porn star or a drag queen?
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Sue: Rest assured that I, and my attorney Gloria Allred, will be pressing charges.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Sue: Why don't you go home, rest, die? It doesn't matter. Because as my first official act as principal, you are fired.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Sue: There's no reason for you to be here... really, there's no reason for you to be here.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Holly: You're like a total drag. Has anyone ever told you that?
Puck: I have.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Brittany [on tater tots]: They look like deep fried deep poop.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Sue [on a piece of broccoli]: When I showed this to Brittany, she whimpered and thought I cut down a small tree where a family of gummy people lived.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Sue and Holly: Hoarders is great. But Animal Hoarders is better.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: Less than 24 hours after my plan to replace all chairs with sharp poles, in my war against sitting... I need a cause.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Puck: Mr. Schuester's set list makes it seem like he hasn't listened to the radio since the 80s.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Rachel: At least I didn't fall and break my talent.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kurt: You smell homeless, Brett. Homeless.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Holly [in Spanish]: Please get into groups and discuss how many times Lindsay Lohan has been in rehab.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Holly [in Spanish] Lindsay Lohan is totally crazy, right?
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

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