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So are you in? My ass-istant bad ass?

Puck

I have no criticisms, go with God Satan, Santana.

Kurt

Lauren: I look like a lemon meringue pie.
Brittany: I think you look delicious.

Getting a thumbs up from him is like getting a thumbs up from Joan and Melissa Rivers.

Tina

So, I don't have a date. I'm just going to dance. Then all your dates are going to ignore you and come dance with me. So your dates are really my dates.

Brittany

Prom is like our Oscars.

Santana

Where does Lauren keep your balls?

Jacob

Will: We're performing at prom.
Rachel: I'm doing Run, Joey, Run!

Brittany: Just because I'm giving you this interview doesn't mean I'm not still mad at you. I know you started smoking again.
Lord Tubbingtons: (Looks away)

Mercedes: So is that a men sweater?
Kurt: Fashion has no gender.

You know, just because we're doing this interview doesn't mean i'm still not mad at you. 'Cause I know you started smoking again.

Brittany to Lord Tubbington

We need you Sam and you need the music.

Rachel
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Glee Season 2 Quotes

I just want somebody to love me.

Quinn

Jesse: I couldn't stay away.
Will: From the show, or her?