Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl Season 3 Quotes (Page 11)

Season 3 Episode 13: "The Hurt Locket"

Serena: Did I tell you that he texts me every night before he goes to sleep? It's so sweet.
Blair: Sexting is not sweet. It's off-limits until you're in a relationship.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gossip Girl: It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Seems Dickens knew something about life on the Upper East Side.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 12: "The Debarted"

Maureen: It's my personal opinion that Serena's just a phase.
Tripp: I do care about my career, but not more than I care about Serena. I just want to be clear about that.
 • Rating: 0.5 / 5.0

Blair: I'm not a huge advocate of the downtrodden but I am a fan of not stepping on them when I'm at John Derian. If you turn these into lofts then where are they going to live?
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Damien: [to J] Queen Bee likes the thrill, huh? Stick with me Jenny Humphrey and you'll have enough cash to run your entire kingdom.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Chuck: Lily?
Woman: [at Bart's grave] Charles!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Vanessa: Imagine if Serena had hit her head a little harder. Or the car rolled, or ...
Dan: Vanessa ... I love you.
Vanessa: [casually] I love you too.
Dan: [long pause] That's not the reaction I was hoping for.
Vanessa: Dan, sometimes when people are under emotional stress, they say things that they don't really mean.
Dan: Yeah. I think I read that somewhere.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Jenny: I wouldn't have had to do it if it weren't for your smear campaign against me.
Eric: Which you totally deserved.
Jenny: Truce?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: Hi.
Serena: Hi! Nice outfit.
Blair: You too.
Serena: You were so right about this one.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chuck: My father always thought I was weak. And in the moment that mattered most I was. I couldn't be there when he ... I left. Right away. I've been pushing myself to prove him wrong, and pushing you away.
Blair: I don't think you ran away because you couldn't handle death. I think it's because you couldn't handle feelings. You're not like that anymore. You're strong. You carry people. You carry me. You're becoming a man in a way that your father never was. Come. Let's say goodbye.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chuck: How's Serena?
Blair: She's gonna be okay.
Chuck: Lily's here? Eric's here?
Blair: Everyone's here.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gossip Girl: Spotted: The fall of a politician and the rise of a hero. Sorry, Congressman. You've just been vetoed.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nate: [to Tripp] You left her alone in a wrecked car, and you moved her? What happened do you man? You were the good guy! The honest one.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nate: Serena? What happened?
Serena: Where's Tripp?
Nate: Tripp? Tripp's not here!
Serena: He was driving ...
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chuck: I'm sorry, Lily, but I believe the way to honor my father is to work.
Lily: I believe that sometimes we need to do things to show people what we believe, even if they aren't around to see it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gossip Girl: Looks like the love nest has become a hornet's nest. And here comes Nate to stir it up.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bart: [to Chuck] Maybe there's hope for you yet.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Maureen: You can have him in private, I get him in public. He keeps his career, I keep my reputation. You get ... whatever it is you're getting. Screwed, I think they call it?
Serena: You're offering me the chance to be your husband's mistress?
Maureen: It's a time-honored political tradition. I'm Jackie. You're Marilyn.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chuck: No offense, but I don't need your advice. I've been doing quite well on my own.
Bart: Oh yeah. The empire. Nice hotel.
Chuck: Thank you.
Bart: But to be honest, I haven't seen anything in the last year that shows me you've got what it takes. If anything, you've been a disappointment. You opened your heart to Blair and it made you weak. You can't be one person at work and another one at home. If you're soft, you're soft. And let's face it, you're soft. I love you too.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Rufus: What are you doing? Organizing the coat closet? I thought you did that yesterday. And the day before...
Lily: Vanya has organized a clothing drive. Coats for Kiev.
Rufus: Vanya's from Minsk.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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