Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl Season 3 Quotes (Page 9)

Season 3 Episode 15: "The Sixteen Year Old Virgin"

Blair: Settlements are for the guilty: celebrities that run people over, the Catholic church, it's not fair!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gossip Girl: There's always a moment a father just can't let himself fear. The moment is little J decides to lose her big V.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Vanessa: Actually, The dorm is throwing this huge South Beach party today..
Dan: Great, I love parties.
Vanessa: And I'm going with Paul..
Dan: I love Paul!
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 14: "The Lady Vanished"

Nate: I told you I was good in the kitchen.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Nate: We broke my dresser
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: Wanna talk about it?
Chuck: No talking.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: Serena, sit your ass down.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Serena: Our drinks would be nice, maybe some bread for the table.
Blair: You haven't eaten bread since middle school.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jenny: Thanks Dad. I really like Damien.
Rufus: [to Jenny] You're young, you'll get over it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Rufus: [to Jenny] I look at you and I don't see my daughter anymore.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Rufus: [to Jenny] I know you like him but you can't hang around with people who are mixed up with drugs.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dan: What could be friendlier than taking a mock photo?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: [to Serena] You and I both know why you did this and it has nothing to do with Chuck.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gossip Girl: Careful S, you may think you know what's best, but this time, you might just be pushing your Chuck.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nate: But Bart told you your mother died in childbirth!
Chuck: He also told me kids wear suits to kindergarten and blue-chip stocks are great for birthday gifts.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Serena: Since when do you cook?
Nate: Honestly, I didn't even know we had a fridge until this morning.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 13: "The Hurt Locket"

Chuck: I don't have a real mother. I never will.
Blair: Doesn't mean you've alone. I love you, Chuck, and I'll always be your family.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lily: I did kiss him.
Rufus: It must have been one Hell of a kiss for you to build all these lies around it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: I originated that innocent, doe-eyed stare. I usually employ it when I know more than I'm willing to let on.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gossip Girl: Sometimes, despite the risk, the most important thing is to seize the moment. Or whatever else you can grab.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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