Time flies when you're having a Wii tennis death match.


Jenny: I'm a Humphrey, so syrup is a food group.
Nate: Yeah, how are you not like 500 pounds?

Is that an Aaron Rose?


I have a friend that goes to Columbia. But I don't think he attends many classes.


Ain't no party like a Bushwick party!


Spotted, Nate Archibald suffering from a broken heart. Too bad he doesn't realize Jenny's oath is less Hippocratic and more hypocrite.

There's an outlet by the bed and I'll be in there in a minute.


Lily told me that she renovated this place again. It's come a long way since when we first moved in here.


I need to meet men who are not socially astute enough to fear the length of the Bass arm.


Dorota, I need answers that don't end in, 'And then I came to America!'


The minute people start treating you like you're sick your body starts to listen to it.


Blair: Dorota, you should really stop buying your prenatal vitamins over the Internet.
Dorota: For this I postpone honeymoon.

Gossip Girl Season 3 Quotes

A drink, first?


Serena: Tripp, what are you doing here?
Tripp: You wouldn't return my calls.
Serena: So you're stalking me now?
Tripp: Yes Serena. I'm stalking you.