Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl Season 3 Quotes (Page 7)

Season 3 Episode 16: "The Empire Strikes Jack"

Chuck: I've come this far without my mother, I'm not gonna back down now.
Blair: Well if it's a war Chuck wants, it's a war he'll get.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chuck: Stay. Not for Jack, or the hotel... Stay for me. I already lost my mother once.
 • Rating: Unrated

Chuck: What's going on here?
Jack: Isn't it obvious? You've been played, Chuckie!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Blair: There's something about waking up on the morning of a fashion show, the smell of fresh pleats wafting through the city.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Eleanor: Feed the masses, eat with the classes!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chuck: What is this leech doing stuck to my hotel?
 • Rating: Unrated

Dorota: Miss Blair, you have no friends. Even NYU minions very second-rate!
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Eleanor: High-end has fallen on hard times. Mr. Conwell can put my line in over 5,000 retail locations.
 • Rating: Unrated

Brandeis: Can I help you?
Dorota: I am Dorota.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dorota: Baby beat Dorota's stomach like Lars from Metallica.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Eleanor: One of the things that makes Waldorf women so special is that they don't fit in everywhere.
Blair: I don't feel like I fit in anywhere.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rufus: This isn't so bad, is it?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nate: [to V] Two words for you. Role play.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: What? My mother said she wanted me to pack the crowd with wholesome American girls.
Serena: So you hire escorts. B, you couldn't just tell your mom you don't have friends at NYU?
Blair: Prostitutes are people too! And they have a lot of disposable income.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Serena: How's the Congressman doing?
Brandeis: He's polling very well these days.
 • Rating: Unrated

Rufus: As hard as it is for me to believe, there's something more important in life than waffles. I'm not going to let you sit one more day cooped up in that apartment.
 • Rating: Unrated

Blair: [on Cromwell's] Where Bristol Palin shops?
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 15: "The Sixteen Year Old Virgin"

Doug: We're getting attacked by Christian conservatives.
Chuck: We have those in Manhattan?"
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: A DNA test? You've been watching too much CBS.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jack: I never realized how many sex puns you can make out of Chuck Bass.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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