It's a lot easier to sneak up on someone when you're not eight months pregnant and the person's not standing in front of a full-length mirror.


[on phone] It's not working exactly as I'd hoped. I need you to write Lily another prescription. Well, you can't back out now, I need you to make this work. And I doubt the authorities would be pleased to know what you've been doing.


I've never thought it was possible to love someone too much, but maybe it is.


I love Dorota. We're tight now. We talked about The Vampire Diaries in the elevator on Friday.


Looks like Lily is caught in a lie. The truth is the one getting massaged.

No matter how many weddings you plan, nothing can fix what happened.


Nate: You deserve to be alone.
Chuck: I may be heartless, but you're naive.

I love you. Saying it was hard, but I did and I've never looked back.


Cyrus: My Slavic language skills are pretty rusty but pretty sure she just said: Over my dead goat. Body? They sound similar.

You're Blair Waldorf. Punishment is your middle name.


Eavesdropping on the help is undignified. Plus it confuses them.


These Russians drink more than Larry Hagman on his first liver.


Gossip Girl Season 3 Quotes

Your affair ends now.


I originated that innocent, doe-eyed stare. I usually employ it when I know more than I'm willing to let on.