Favorite Greek Quotes
It's more of a permanent vacay because I got fired.
Ashleigh
No tests? Is this what happens before noon? I love morning time.
Cappie
What the hell is going on here? It looks like GQ crashed into Men's Health and spilled hot guys all over our living room.
Ashleigh
Casey: Something I was a part of is actually going to the President of the United States to become a law.
Cappie: I painted flames on my turtle.
Evan: You know some people appreciate my sense of humor.
Ashleigh: Some people appreciate Crocs.
Beaver: I had sex with Rebecca Logan. I'm sorry. I broke the bro code. If you want to hit me, I understand.
Cappie: Wait, wait wait, is this like last year when you had sex with wonderwoman?
Beaver: I'm still not convinced I didn't.
Cappie: Remember all the rope burns when the guys were teasing you with the Lasso of Truth?
Beaver: Yeah, ok, but I'm still 75 to 25 percent sure I had sex with Rebecca.
We need to help each other before the game, work with each other during the game, and shower with each other after the game.
Cappie
Tell me again, why are you crop-dusting my room with lemon scented cancer chemicals?
Cappie
I'm doing this for you and for us.
Cappie
(Holding a Maya Angelo book) Casey, I'm ready for my bedtime story. I have to read Mayor And Jello by Thursday and I couldn't find the book on tape.
Beaver
Cappie: 'You will succeed where others fail.' Sounds like after three years I'm finally getting into Human Sexuality Class.
Casey: What is the big deal with that class anyway?
Cappie: An entire class dedicated to sex, complete with pictures of lady parts and man-business? I won't look at the lady parts if you don't want me to though.
Casey: Aw you'd do that for me?
Cappie: Except that just leaves man business, so that's weird.
But i must warn you, what we lack in physical ability, we make up for in heart. And our hearts are set on crushing the Omega Chis at all things crushable.
Cappie
