Favorite Greek Quotes
Go on. Lead a real important law douche life. Law Douche!
Cappie
Evan: You know some people appreciate my sense of humor.
Ashleigh: Some people appreciate Crocs.
Casey: I burned down the Gamma Psi house.
Cappie: What?
Casey: After Songfest, we went over there to find Katherine's clipboard, but it was dark so Rebecca lit a jasmine candle, and then hot fireman confirmed it was us, and we got away with it until Ashleigh kept the clipboard and you can't put it in your trunk because of Scrubs, so we buried it and I lost my tiara!
I'm doing this for you and for us.
Cappie
Rebecca: Evan it's way too beautiful. I feel like I'm going to turn on the news and see some dead rich girl.
Evan: Nah, I dug pretty deep.
I am the star of my own life. I deserve to be center stage.
Beaver
You're my favorite lady that I've never had sex with.
Beaver
Tell me again, why are you crop-dusting my room with lemon scented cancer chemicals?
Cappie
What the hell is going on here? It looks like GQ crashed into Men's Health and spilled hot guys all over our living room.
Ashleigh
(Holding a Maya Angelo book) Casey, I'm ready for my bedtime story. I have to read Mayor And Jello by Thursday and I couldn't find the book on tape.
Beaver
Cappie: 'You will succeed where others fail.' Sounds like after three years I'm finally getting into Human Sexuality Class.
Casey: What is the big deal with that class anyway?
Cappie: An entire class dedicated to sex, complete with pictures of lady parts and man-business? I won't look at the lady parts if you don't want me to though.
Casey: Aw you'd do that for me?
Cappie: Except that just leaves man business, so that's weird.
But i must warn you, what we lack in physical ability, we make up for in heart. And our hearts are set on crushing the Omega Chis at all things crushable.
Cappie
