How I Met Your Mother

How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Quotes (Page 4)

Season 6 Episode 18: "A Change Of Heart"

Cardiologist: What happened at 8:46 PM last night.?
Barney: Well let's see, Wheel of Fortune, naked push ups, naked chin ups... oh I was at dinner.
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Barney: Never screw over a girl whose last name ends in a vowel, because she's got brothers.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lily: Ooo Barney's got feelings for a girl.
Barney: Yeah, penis feelings!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 6 Episode 17: "Garbage Island"

The Captain: Who is this flower child and what has he done with my lion hearted friend Ted Mosby?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

The Captain: Maritime Protocol demands physical retribution!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lily: Sex now, we'll do the foreplay after.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Barney: With great penis comes great responsibility.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Barney: I'm Barney Stinson, I don't get smitten, I smite!
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Barney: We're exes, we're probably due for a back slide, or we could just do it the normal way.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lily: You should work at a carnival.
Barney: I tried; they're pretty strict with backgrounds.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Barney: You've been pork free so long you're practically kosher.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Barney: She had a nice face, her booty was in place, but Barney don't chase.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Barney: She was a really great Lazer Tag partner. She's tiny so she's allowed to push kids.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 6 Episode 16: "Desperation Day"

Barney: And I thought Pompeii was smoking.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Robin: Desperation Day had come and gone and you have neither gone nor come.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Robin: So that's it? A couple of white Urkels offer you sausages and you're gone?
 • Rating: Unrated

Barney: Umm, is it getting crowded in here, because I think there are two peas in this pod?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Barney: And she sticks the landing, why don't you start stretching and I'll be right back.
 • Rating: Unrated

Barney: Please, you might as well be dog-earing a tear stained bridal magazine while wolfing down the box of chocolates you had delivered to yourself at work from your fiancé that no one has ever met.
Bev: Gerard is real!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ted: They're actually called British Morning Socks.
Zoë: Don't get in your own way!
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

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